Carl Barton

Human man.

I have difficulty condensing my thoughts into 140 characters. 52 spare in this biography though.

[Carl Barton @MuchSaferCheese]

@bbctms @BBCSounds @BBCSport Hit us with the overseas link!! This is torture.

[Carl Barton @MuchSaferCheese]

@henrymoeranBBC @bbctms Overseas URL?!

[Carl Barton @MuchSaferCheese]

@LeeRPatrick @OfficialFPL Classic FPL tweetage

[Carl Barton @MuchSaferCheese]

@MDAFS Boom 🔥

[Carl Barton @MuchSaferCheese]

@MDAFS To be fair, I think it's only 0.39%. And if we only count league games I'm doing alright at 1.56%. The real mathematical conundrum is whether a rain-off or a winning toss will come first.

[Carl Barton @MuchSaferCheese]

@AskPaddyPower #WhatOddsPaddy John McGinn to graze his knee and be visibly upset #ENGSCO

[Carl Barton @MuchSaferCheese]

@MrGGaw @MDAFS @WatsonianCC @ESCACricket @CricketScotland @ScottyCricket @ScotlandPod @philphawkins this stand-in keeper looks alright

[Graham Gaw @MrGGaw]

@MuchSaferCheese @MDAFS @WatsonianCC @ESCACricket @CricketScotland @ScottyCricket @ScotlandPod You're most welcome! I made a GIF...

[Carl Barton @MuchSaferCheese]

@John_Stepek Clearly the fundamental argument for shorting makes sense here but short-selling a stock that already has its entire float covered exposes funds to an unsophisticated tactic. The real story is still to develop from the fallout.

[Carl Barton @MuchSaferCheese]

@AccidentalP Who invented the fish finger?

[Carl Barton @MuchSaferCheese]

@realDonaldTrump You are literally describing how counting works.

[Carl Barton @MuchSaferCheese]

@joetracini I don't even know if that's a height

[Carl Barton @MuchSaferCheese]

@UScricketguy @jackleach1991 That's a ripper, Jack.

[Carl Barton @MuchSaferCheese]

@HawaytheJames @MDAFS @SelkirkCC Big wicket off the first ball of his spell opening the bowling with his twirlers.

[Carl Barton @MuchSaferCheese]

@MDAFS Looks stunning

[Carl Barton @MuchSaferCheese]

@aberquine @SPEnergyNetwork @YourSSE 4 times

[Carl Barton @MuchSaferCheese]

@SkyCricket @AlexHales1 🤦‍♂️

[Murrayfield DAFS CC @MDAFS]

Wayno putting one too straight to @MuchSaferCheese who deals with it! #cricket #slomo #edinburgh #shesabitgreen