Irritable Farmer

Been involved in farming since knee high. Says it as it is. There my views and not them of others.

[Irritable Farmer @MuckandMagic]

#morettigrantour @IpsumVinoteca it's fantastic and #BritishLamb. Well done guys.

[Irritable Farmer @MuckandMagic]

#morettigrantour finding out why everyone is going mad for the #lamb skewers. @IpsumVinoteca

[Irritable Farmer @MuckandMagic]

Wading through a mountain of paperwork - or should I say envelopes with scribblings from the #oldboy. Get me a strong coffee.

[Irritable Farmer @MuckandMagic]

#oldboy accepted the advice I gave him, but has promptly ignored the lot. #youcantteachanolddognewtricks

[Irritable Farmer @MuckandMagic]

Back home, told #oldboy he needs a Will, new bank, to grow clover, expect change & don't trust brown envelopes or advisers. #NEUplands

[Irritable Farmer @MuckandMagic]

#oldboy sent me to a conference today. Looks good with a packed room. Hope he's not missing out. #NEUplands

[Irritable Farmer @MuckandMagic]

The #oldboy is spitting feathers. "Well the UK public/retailers failed to value #milk and now may end up paying for it with #FirstMilk"

[Irritable Farmer @MuckandMagic]

I appear to have fallen off the twitter wagon. #NewYear plan is to keep farming and avoid arguments with the #oldboy. #hopeless

[Irritable Farmer @MuckandMagic]

#OldBoy logic: 'your better off taking them frozen pheasant for a pie and leaving me them fresh ones'. Likes hard work!

[Irritable Farmer @MuckandMagic]

#OldBoy been distracted by the local shoot today. "Them lads release all em birds, I feed em & but get annoyed if I have 1 in the pot".

[Irritable Farmer @MuckandMagic]

Trying to please everyone is impossible, but what hurts the most is when you do all you can and its not enough. #Farming #ToughDays

[Irritable Farmer @MuckandMagic]

I'll never win "Why are they removing my Grandfather rights, I never took any test, so why now". #OldBoy hasn't been on a sprayer for 8yrs.

[Irritable Farmer @MuckandMagic]

Spent all day sorting things out so #OldBoy can go to a meeting tonight. Then find him fast asleep in front of the fire "Busy day"!

[Irritable Farmer @MuckandMagic]

Nice on @AldiUK #OldBoy loved it: Hmm, we think we did #BlackFriday last week. Although it was just called “Friday”.

[Irritable Farmer @MuckandMagic]

#Oldboy asked about the #BPSonline system and when he can get started. He can't find the on button let alone filling in any forms.

[Irritable Farmer @MuckandMagic]

#Oldboy went to a @EnvAgency meeting on avoiding pesticides getting into water. "Them buggers are spraying alien weeds in water" #ranting

[Irritable Farmer @MuckandMagic]

@sunkfarmer your heating control panel

[Irritable Farmer @MuckandMagic]

Another rant from the #oldboy tonight because my wife cooked a chicken with lemon "you're ruined the gravy!" Chef not a happy bunny.

[Irritable Farmer @MuckandMagic]

Media upset #OldBoy with #DuckFlu coverage: 'them silly buggers don't no their arse from their elbow, it's a duck farm not #turkeys' #blunt

[Irritable Farmer @MuckandMagic]

'you don't know your born'. Yet another outing for one of the #OldBoys favorite sayings. #Farming