Theyβve got Freebird playing softly over the PA in the kosher deli while Iβm trying to eat my challah blt and take my lil statistical learning notes. Life is good.
If you think any of this is weird/tmi, come back to me after youβve had a tub each of kimchee and greek yogurt and just try to tell me that your probiotic fueled super gut and subsequent anaconda stools youβre summoning out your ass doesnβt make you feel like Thor. I dare you.
Ever take one last look at the shit you just shat with a sad disappointment at how small it is? Bc on the flip side, there are few things that give you such a high sense of pride & accomplishment as one long & impressive dook. No cracks, a consistent texture. Sensational.
@GrumboLord yeah I was going to get the "Crumbgo dos Grumbledoor" but I can't have gluten or shellfish, so I thought the "Smimfg, smimfg smimfg! smimfg?" sounded interesting. What'd you get?
Following up but this time I have great news and terrible news. The great news is that the surgery was a complete success and Iβm already home just 24 hours later! The terrible news is that THEY WONT LET ME KEEP ME OWN GODDAMN APPENDIX ?!?! βwE gOtTa DeStRoY iTβ stfu π‘ its MINE.
Ok folks, I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that I have appendicitis (an infected appendix) π§ The good news is that Iβll soon be taking a very special little appendix back home with me to start a brand new life together βΊοΈ