That Cheshire Spa

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@EvaBennet4 @charlie_lawson1 Turkey is renowned for a lack of womens rights. There's laws around DV but in practice policing in it is inadequate and they don't give a sh1t.

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@stateinwaiting @charlie_lawson1 idiot

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@andyburnham Is this why you want to restart the HS2 north folly, to prop up your office vanity project.

Gaslighting that your ideas are 'popular' will only come back to bite your arse later.

Be mindful. Be authentic.

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@ArcherRowsaway @ViQueenie Always one Debbie Downer.

Celebrate life mate, while we have it.

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@Ben1Jam @TheresaGrenade @ViQueenie Ha ha boom 🎤 💥

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@BBCNWT If he allows that pipeline the North will disappear in a cloud of poison never mind just a crack

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Guests enquiring last week about conditions in the gym will be reassured to know that we have the situation under control.

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@gopthedoc @ViQueenie @KensingtonRoyal When you say "unacceptable manner", the rest of us read "compliant manner in accord with the terms and conditions previously set out".

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@ViQueenie Look, if they just arrived on easyJet wearing trackies and baseball caps, no-one would give a rat's arse.

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@Genia88634928 @ViQueenie Interesting. Aug/Sept in UK.

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Guests, the ice room is not an office. If I catch anyone else in there with laptop and cappuccino I swear I'll take the door off.

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@Isobel_waby @hilltopjennifer You think there's only one person behind the account? Hilarious.

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@ashreign001 @JeremyClarkson Absolute legend. 🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧 #SaveUKFarming

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@mpmeg @KensingtonRoyal Hardly extraordinary service though is it. I mean, ground troops on active service = extraordinary. Actor on telly = got a job.

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@ByDonkeys Where's the BORIS?

Boris's Brexit Broke Britain

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@EnglishMizz @ViQueenie Soil must be spotless, vacuumed and polished twice a day

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@Genia88634928 @ViQueenie And when might you be harvesting them, not midsummer I guess

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@photos_dsmith @visitwales @southern_wales No swifts then

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@ButtersRog16847 @ViQueenie I can do math. h + mm = hmm

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@BeckyShepard15 @ViQueenie Good job we have somewhere to chuck our trash.