MUCKY SLOZZLE

PUB STAFF, BIG GRAFT, LIMP SHAFT

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CANT EVEN SMOKE AT THE PUB ANYMORE. BECAUSE OF WOKE.

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PROFESSOR JOHN CURTICE JUST GAVE ME 30 ROTHMANS TO KICKSTART THE OL’ SWINGOMETER (MY DECAYING BOWELS)

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WITH 20 MINUTES LEFT TO GO, I HAVE BEEN INVITED TO THE BBC STUDIO TO LAY THE EXIT POLE

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REMEMBER A VOTE FOR ANYONE BUT ME IS A VOTE FOR AN ESTABLISHMENT AGAINST THE DREAM OF A MODERNISED BRACKNELL LEGOLAND ROUNDABOUT

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DEMOCRACY

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I HAVE LIVED IN ALTON FOR AT LEAST THE AMOUNT OF TIME IT HAS TAKEN TO WATCH EIGHT SEASONS OF NEW TRICKS ON UK IPLAYER

AND DESPITE MY MANY JAUNTS DOWN THE HIGH STREET I STILL HAVENT FOUND ‘NEMESIS REBORN’

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TINY MALAMUTE IS JUST LOWERCASE MUCKY

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Extraordinary writing. Funniest thing I’ve read this year.

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CLIMATE CHANGE IS CAUSING DROUGHTS WORLDWIDE

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WHOSE ROUND IS IT ANYWAY

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NEVER FIVEGET