Mudd

The State is at best a necessary evil and at worst an outright death cult.

[Barstool Big 12 @BarstoolBig12]

Brendan Sorsby in memoriam. #GoneButNotForgotten

[Joseph Mallozzi 🏴‍☠️ @BaronDestructo]

Shortly, after SG-1 was cancelled, we stopped receiving network notes. As a gag, I wrote a scene into a script that saw our resident alien, Teal'c, inadvertently attend a reading of the Vagina Monologues. I assumed that, when they saw it, they would ask me to remove it...
#スターゲイト

[Spaceflight Now @SpaceflightNow]

Here's our video of the explosion at Launch Complex 36. It happened about 9 pm ET (0100 UTC) as Blue Origin was beginning a static fire test of its New Glenn rocket.

Watch live views: https://t.co/tm2wZQmAVD

[Murdoink @Murdoink]

Ratts Tyerell dying for 2 hours

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

@martinamcbride Reba, it is illegal for you to refuse this. You may not have voted for him, but your constitutional oath of loyalty requires you to support him during a declared war

[Joe Kerr @thec0med1an]

me : can I buy you ladies a drink?

the ladies :

[Henrick Johansson @compliantvc]

A trolley is about to hit 5 people laying on the track

You can redirect the car, but the other track has not yet reached regulatory approval or completed its 1 year environmental testing period, so operating a train car on it is a violation of transit regulations

What do you do?

[Sacred Cow Shipyards @SCShipyards]

This won't cause any problems at all.

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

The idea that the US government could keep aliens under wraps is ridiculous. These people are incompetent. Last week they arrested a Secret Service agent for beating off in a hotel lobby. Last month a Secret Service agent assigned to Jill Biden shot himself in the ass. No one is harboring Martians.

[Analytic Valley Girl Chris @ChrisExpTheNews]

College goes back for being for the top quintile and we stop spending a trillion dollars and wasting unspeakable accounts of human potential a year doing cargo cult theater so corporations can spend marginally less effort on sorting applicants

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

“It’s going to happen again, Donald san. Be careful.”

[Sacred Cow Shipyards @SCShipyards]

I've muted all the red/blue threads.

The real question is purple or green?

[Kat Rosenfield @katrosenfield]

I've been asked at a bunch of Q&As recently if I think woke is dead or not, and this kind of captures why it's a tough question to answer: it's a wildly unpopular ideology, but its most faithful adherents still have a ton of cultural power and they're not afraid to use it

[Baseball Doesn't Exist @BaseballDoesnt]

If you're gonna do steroids do it like Mark McGwire

[Andrew McCarthy @AJamesMcCarthy]

My collection is growing

[Otto Von Tweetmarck @OVTweetmarck]

My thoughts on all anti-Artemis signaling

[Enguerrand VII de Coucy @ingelramdecoucy]

I notice there’s no mention of where she was when the Hindenburg went down. Interesting

[Three Year Letterman @3YearLetterman]

Goddamn talk about a close call

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

@nypost if Tiger's car had been a nuclear bomb, Kai would be dead right now. All you sick fucks laughing at this should be ashamed.