Christa Leanne

Parody account ya'll (Christa's friends tweet the weird shit she says )

[Christa Leanne @MuddFlapz]

Sometimes when you roll the windows down your Yankees hat flies out the window and that's called karma.

[Christa Leanne @MuddFlapz]

I don't half ass I only full ass. I am exclusively a full asser

[Christa Leanne @MuddFlapz]

We need to just breed dogs with parrots because parrots live like 50 years

[Christa Leanne @MuddFlapz]

Christa Leanne parody account back BB

[Christa Leanne @MuddFlapz]

*Talking about her jeans' pockets*

[Christa Leanne @MuddFlapz]

You can't put your hand in that bitch.

[Christa Leanne @MuddFlapz]

Hey you're pretty cute, wanna tie shorts together ?

[Christa Leanne @MuddFlapz]

She likes a pat piece rather than a slam piece

[Christa Leanne @MuddFlapz]

You're turnin me. How am I ever gonna find a man when you lookin that good.

[Christa Leanne @MuddFlapz]

Sometimes you can't find people's cheekbones. Sometimes you find them on their collarbones.

[Christa Leanne @MuddFlapz]

It's not that I'm not walking straight but the ground isn't straight

[Christa Leanne @MuddFlapz]

I believe it was Benjamin Franklin who once said, "he who does not bring warm clothes to Minnesota is a dip shit." So wise.

[Christa Leanne @MuddFlapz]

"How much corn do you eat? Tons. You shit straight cons?"

[Christa Leanne @MuddFlapz]

If pictures are worth 1000 words, gifs must be worth at least a million

[Christa Leanne @MuddFlapz]

Relative dating. Those kids are going to have 11 toes.

[Christa Leanne @MuddFlapz]

*sees homo erectus picture*

Did you see that picture? No kidding