Cool Youth Pastor

The only One Direction I know is Jesus.

[Cool Youth Pastor @Muddin4Jesus]

Cheer up, Emo Teen. Even Jesus cried. Cried out to God! Find some "New Found Glory" in His Word today. We are made "Brand New" through Him!

[Cool Youth Pastor @Muddin4Jesus]

Little guy, why not peek down a beautiful, mountainous landscape instead of your busty teacher's blouse?

[Cool Youth Pastor @Muddin4Jesus]

Lemme break it down for ya like this, young homie... If you feel like your body needs a "release", drop a huge load of inspiring Bible verses on a discouraged friend. Ahh! Feels so good!

[Cool Youth Pastor @Muddin4Jesus]

Jesus has "big d*ck energy".

[Cool Youth Pastor @Muddin4Jesus]

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[Cool Youth Pastor @Muddin4Jesus]

When you finally get off the computer, stop looking at manga melons and realize that there's a real, beautiful world that God created for you.

[Cool Youth Pastor @Muddin4Jesus]

Devoted
Admirable
New believers
Keeping

Notes and
Understanding
God's
Salvation

[Cool Youth Pastor @Muddin4Jesus]

The only "good loud" I'm looking forward to are the screams of the wicked on the day of God's wrath...

[Cool Youth Pastor @Muddin4Jesus]

Ayy pot puffahz check this joint out, why don't we "weed" out some unwholesome peers from our lives? It's time to put down that "Good Kush", and pick up the Good Book!

[Cool Youth Pastor @Muddin4Jesus]

This Christmas, let's eat a nice, homecooked meal instead of our partner's a$$, aight?

[Cool Youth Pastor @Muddin4Jesus]

Reminder fellas, a Biblical Journey is the greatest "BJ" imaginable! 🍆💦💦💦

[Cool Youth Pastor @Muddin4Jesus]

Animeates, this afternoon let's check out Thessalonians instead of another pair of 'toon t*ts, k?

[Cool Youth Pastor @Muddin4Jesus]

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[Cool Youth Pastor @Muddin4Jesus]

No Jackin’ January
No Fap February
No Masturbating March
No Autoerotic Asphyxiation April
No Mashin’ It May
No Janein’ It June
No Jammin’ the Jewels July
No Non-Abstinence August
No Slammin’ the Sack September
No Onanism October
No Nut November
No Diddling December

[Cool Youth Pastor @Muddin4Jesus]

Hm… #NoNutNovemeber ? Cute. More like… #NoNutEver

[Cool Youth Pastor @Muddin4Jesus]

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[Cool Youth Pastor @Muddin4Jesus]

Fellas, tonight let's use that finger to open up a Bible verse instead of your girlfriend's unclean stench-hole, how about it?

[Cool Youth Pastor @Muddin4Jesus]

when you’re a virgin & you wait to have sex on your wedding night

[Cool Youth Pastor @Muddin4Jesus]

🔥👿🔥CAN'T🔥👿🔥SPELL🔥👿🔥HALLOWEEN🔥👿🔥WITHOUT🔥👿🔥HELL🔥👿🔥

[Cool Youth Pastor @Muddin4Jesus]

Teens, this Halloween give your friends and family a real thrill by dressing like an actual God-fearing, wholesome Christian for a change...

[Cool Youth Pastor @Muddin4Jesus]

Not too surprising to discover that "Boo 2! A Madea Halloween" is an occult-charged, demon-driven, desperate horror "comedy"... Scary indeed