Maggie Flynn

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[Maggie Flynn @MuddyMaggs]

My one leg grows hair faster than the other which is super fucking annoying

[Maggie Flynn @MuddyMaggs]

I just found out my dad doesn’t actually know my aunts address, he puts the mega church youth camp that’s near her in his maps every time he goes there.

[Maggie Flynn @MuddyMaggs]

My family used my YouTube account to watch Guy on a Buffalo and now my algorithm is fucked

[Maggie Flynn @MuddyMaggs]

My yearly reminder that I am in NO WAY related to Michael Flynn, who is named in the Epstein files numerous times.

[Maggie Flynn @MuddyMaggs]

Please stop putting edible glitter in food. I don’t want to eat glitter.

[Maggie Flynn @MuddyMaggs]

I just watched a cop pull over another cop and so naturally now my nosy ass needs to know why

[Maggie Flynn @MuddyMaggs]

Labubu are this generations Furby.

[Maggie Flynn @MuddyMaggs]

Honestly. Jimmy Carter had the right idea. He got out of here right at the right time. I’m really glad he doesn’t have to be here to witness this shit show

[Maggie Flynn @MuddyMaggs]

Daveed Diggs. That’s it. That’s the tweet.

[Maggie Flynn @MuddyMaggs]

Another unpopular opinion but I very strongly dislike Mistress Isabelle Brooks. She’s mean and bitchy and creates needless drama

[Maggie Flynn @MuddyMaggs]

OK I’m gonna say something and I know it’s not gonna be popular. But I can’t stop thinking it… So I’m just gonna say it. Aja out of drag… Looks like Weird Al.

[Maggie Flynn @MuddyMaggs]

One time in like 4th grade we got a new kid in class and I was introducing myself and another girl walked over. I said oh this is Caitlin, she’s super funny. And Caitlin called me a brat and told me I was mean for saying that. 🙃 I still don’t understand

[Maggie Flynn @MuddyMaggs]

My aunt: Mom drank Manhattens, right?
My mom: No she drank Manhattens

[Maggie Flynn @MuddyMaggs]

Miles Teller is a gift to this world

[Maggie Flynn @MuddyMaggs]

I am not the preferred child over my sister for pretty much anything when it comes to assisting my parents… But tonight my parents needed to order DoorDash, and I was their first phone call for help 🙈😂😂😂

[Maggie Flynn @MuddyMaggs]

Recommendation is much too long of a word

[Maggie Flynn @MuddyMaggs]

How many years do y’all think I’ll be a patient at my doctors office before I stop triple checking I’m going to the correct floor for my appointments?! Going on 10 years and I still panic I’m in the wrong place every time lol (the building is only 3 stories…)

[Maggie Flynn @MuddyMaggs]

@DylanPynkArt And listen. You KNOW I love me some Sound of Music. But Christmas it is not!

[Maggie Flynn @MuddyMaggs]

MY FAVORITE THINGS IS NOT A CHRISTMAS SONG.

[Maggie Flynn @MuddyMaggs]

@DylanPynkArt I AM ALSO AT WORK RN AND IT CAME ON AND I CHANGED IT CUZ NO.