Mudimi

Petroleum Geoscientist || reader || dark humor || Slightly weird || Arsenal || Real madrid

[𝗺𝗶𝗰𝗵𝗮𝗲𝗹 @jude1141671]

A lecturer cancelling an 8am class without telling students until they’ve already arrived should be considered a serious academic offence.

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

People just don't know what kind of sacrifice others go through to even purchase an item and the plans they had after the purchase. Such things can destabilize your whole plans and even your well-being.

[Misheline Mutuzo @Lord_Mutuzo]

Get Apostle Grace Lubega on the phone- NOW!!!

[◢ ◤ Kawabanga @kaawabanga]

I've been laughing since morning 😅 Guy signed out like Jesus.

[꩜ @adorewordss]

traveling the world will forever be my greatest dream

[Tibo ☔️ @cpastibo]

Y’a beaucoup trop de choses à découvrir sur Terre pour taffer toute sa vie

[Bright Goku @favLabscientist]

During my time at university, three scholarships were available to students. Two were exclusively reserved for female students, while the third gave 60% priority to girls. I saw many male students drop out because of financial difficulties. The underlying trend is clear: in the effort to close gender gaps, we are creating a deeper systemic problem by neglecting boys and disproportionately prioritizing girls. There was even a period when the CGPA requirements for scholarships were set lower for female students than for male students. The boy child is being overlooked, and the evidence continues to highlight this imbalance. Many young men are turning to drugs for comfort or engaging in cyber-crime. At the primary-school level, skills workshops and career-guidance programs specifically for boys are virtually nonexistent, yet countless organizations focus exclusively on advancing the girl child. We need balanced interventions if we are serious about addressing gender-based inequalities.

[✰ @whoisfolaa]

anytime someone talks about “double texting,” I just laugh because if I’m comfortable with you, you’re getting a whole documentary in your DMs 😭 14 messages back-to-back at 11pm about my random thoughts, little updates, and things I suddenly remembered. I don’t do double texting, I do live commentary.

[🇵🇹 @OgunjobiBu81876]

Too shy for Influencing
Too dumb for crypto
Too honest for scam
Too lazy for 9-5

Please tell me how can I make money?😭

[jason @morecjjj]

When butterflies fall in love do they feel humans in their stomach?

[lindy @Lindyyay]

My shoes 🤝🏽 my socks

[pingu @pingu4ll]

i understand perspective soo well that I end up erasing my own valid anger

[alexa @alexamazov]

you’ll be in the worst financial position of your life then run out of shampoo

[bnuuy @myuleeee]

i hate when my stomach is growling like bro u have 20kg of fat to snack on

[icantmaryaman🧍‍♀️🎀 @Mjaytheee]

I need to start saving, I want to buy shawarma by the end of the month.

[Blissful✨ @just_Enhle07]

Terrible scenes on my banking app, I can’t even tell whether I’m looking at my balance or the time😭😭😭😭

[vivian @vheeorji22]

Excel looks simple until you actually have to use it for real work. Then you discover there’s A LOT to learn.

[Pensei @eusigo12]

Enfim uma boa notícia

[Chaotic Yak|Rx @Ya_kso]

How it feels when you’re ready to start writing everything you crammed for the exam, but your invigilator is wasting time talking about the instructions. 😭

[dreamer 🐚 @pandannnx]

a lot of people pick and choose when things are “African” and it usually only shows up in respectability politics. when we start talking about wearing traditional attire or natural hair in the workplace, African spirituality and our ancestors, they go quiet.