Abbie Mueller

[Abbie Mueller @MuellerAbbie]

@AnthonyBass52 @united All of the keyboard warriors here berating her for “not being a parent” have clearly never traveled with young kids. Keeping those 2 girls happy and not melting down is a ton of work on its own. If popcorn poses such a “safety issue,” then maybe don’t provide that as a snack.

[Abbie Mueller @MuellerAbbie]

@JackPosobiec Let him out for good behavior 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

[Abbie Mueller @MuellerAbbie]

@FreeformTV, please tell me: what is the point of advertising having a Christmas classics marathon if you’re going to play an incredibly dumb movie instead?! Two years in a row! HUGE disappointment.

[Abbie Mueller @MuellerAbbie]

@jade_desere I made homemade vanilla for my guests! There’s super cute bottle labels on Etsy for it. Literally my guests still talk about it and it’s something that they can and will use.

[Abbie Mueller @MuellerAbbie]

@BornAKang @sean_krapfl 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Abbie Mueller @MuellerAbbie]

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[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Russell Wilson: "Broncos Country.. Let's Ride!"

The Ride:

[Abbie Mueller @MuellerAbbie]

Hey @tomhanks, can you be in Fond du Lac, WI for my wedding on April 23rd of this year?! I’d be in HEAVEN.

[Abbie Mueller @MuellerAbbie]

@JJWatt That’s bad. If she were to take a shot at @KwikTrip, I think it’s time to start questioning your marriage 😂😂

[Abbie Mueller @MuellerAbbie]

@Yoda4ever @sean_krapfl

[Abbie Mueller @MuellerAbbie]

THE GREEN BAY PACKERS 💚💛💚💛

[Abbie Mueller @MuellerAbbie]

Sooo how many big plays does Kevin King have to give up before he’s traded?

[Milwaukee Bucks @Bucks]

BUCKS WIN!!

[Abbie Mueller @MuellerAbbie]

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[Abbie Mueller @MuellerAbbie]

@ibebruce200 @Kenny_Mayne @AaronRodgers12 The Bears, Vikings, and Lions usually 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Abbie Mueller @MuellerAbbie]

@packers: do. not. fuck. this. up. PERIOD.

[Abbie Mueller @MuellerAbbie]

Dear @packers.. PLEASE GIVE US THE GIFT OF BRINGING @JJWatt HOME TO WISCONSIN 🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻🙏🏻

[Abbie Mueller @MuellerAbbie]

@barstoolsports @Wruck14 @sean_krapfl 🤣🤣🤣

[Abbie Mueller @MuellerAbbie]

@HannahReinecke Welllllll you’re obviously not just a “regular mom” so I don’t see the problem with it 🤷🏼‍♀️

[Abbie Mueller @MuellerAbbie]

@xobrianadej Keep your eye on the prize and remember why you started!

[Abbie Mueller @MuellerAbbie]

@Bwagzzz Because what you’re describing is a gay man 🤷🏼‍♀️ girl, get you a dad bod!