Awful piece of shit roaming the Internet

Loser

[Awful piece of shit roaming the Internet @MuensterEnergy]

White people think shrimp fried rice is too spicy

[Awful piece of shit roaming the Internet @MuensterEnergy]

If you gave a monkey a computer. Interesting things might happen. But most likely, nothing would happen at all

[Awful piece of shit roaming the Internet @MuensterEnergy]

Other people: Just have fun
Me: All right
[I try just having fun and everyone else is just annoyed and confused and wants to kill me]
Me: Well never mind

[Awful piece of shit roaming the Internet @MuensterEnergy]

Everybody get on the floor and do the ants in your pants dance!

[Awful piece of shit roaming the Internet @MuensterEnergy]

Other people do good jobs however. They are funny and universal in their appeal. Their writing is articulate and streamlined. So they get to enjoy life. But you have to watch them from afar. You can dream about swapping places. Delusion might be your best bet, pal...

[Awful piece of shit roaming the Internet @MuensterEnergy]

Bad post; not about something that interests other people. Bad essay; the organization is sloppy and the thesis is unclear. You do a bad job at these things, which means you are a low-quality person and must be relegated to the lower rungs of society.

[Awful piece of shit roaming the Internet @MuensterEnergy]

Fuck you, you washed up piece of shit! 95% of what you say is bad, and I'm going to make that very apparent. God damn you to hell! You must suffer. You must die!

[Awful piece of shit roaming the Internet @MuensterEnergy]

Life is nothing but a constant sequence of people evaluating you. Your schoolwork, your discussion contributions, your online posts. And for me, the evaluation is usually poor. When does it fucking end?

[Awful piece of shit roaming the Internet @MuensterEnergy]

What are you supposed to do on this site? What do people expect of you? You can post the same shit about gay sex every day, steal memes from other sources, make fun of irrelevant morons. Only a small few have done otherwise, and you need to have the "Magic Touch" to transcend.

[Awful piece of shit roaming the Internet @MuensterEnergy]

Good God, I hate the followers who like all of your tweets. I see their avatars and wish I could strangle the character in the photo to death. You have made your mere presence synonymous with failure! Fuck you! They're probably just doing it to spite you.

[Awful piece of shit roaming the Internet @MuensterEnergy]

It doesn't work. I'm not supposed to be on this website. This is not the place for me. How many times before it fucking sinks in? Nobody will ever want to hear what I have to say about anything. But why? Why is it like this? There's a good reason, to be sure. But what is it?

[Optaurus Prime @blackhitler]

Happy born day to my mf blood @ScoeMoney . #Allrealnigga #day1 #gang

[Awful piece of shit roaming the Internet @MuensterEnergy]

Starting to get really angry about Twitter again during a very busy week of school. Not an ideal situation at all

[mhm 🇨🇻🇨🇻🇨🇻 @daveloach2]

I would die for the Democratic Party

[Awful piece of shit roaming the Internet @MuensterEnergy]

Very glad I'm missing the Suez Canal and "White Boy Summer" Twitter arcs. Some of the least funny posts on average in recent memory

[Awful piece of shit roaming the Internet @MuensterEnergy]

I saw a guy unscrew his own head and then a new head grew back

[melissa 👙 @psychesdaughter]

GUYS I WAS IN BARNES AND NOBLES AND I SAW THIS GIRL AND GUY GO FOR THE SAME BOOK AND THEY STARTED TALKING ABOUT HOW IT WAS THERE FAVORITE BOOK AND SHE GAVE HIM HER NUMBER AHHDHSJSJ

[VirginBoiii @BoiiiVirgin]

@realDonaldTrump U Gay Nigga

[chefcraig @hammerhead9804]

@realDonaldTrump You gay nigga

[trumpinshsjsjd @trumpisgay10]

@realDonaldTrump You’re gay as fuck nigga

[Dr. Michael J Stuart @lawnmocker]

@realDonaldTrump Nigga, are you gay?

[Rage’s knees @YRGflightAmp690]

@realDonaldTrump My Nigga you gay