SuperbowlorBust

“ Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory lasts forever”

[SuperbowlorBust @Muff89]

@WhiteHouse Legit the dumbest person to ever sit in the Oval Office.

[Zain Dhanani @DhananiZain]

There’s a chance Ashton Jeanty is available Week 1 and the team is hopeful but not certain

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

From The Insiders on @NFLNetwork: The #Raiders got good news on Ashton Jeanty’s ankle, though his status for Week 1 is still up in the air.

[SuperbowlorBust @Muff89]

@GuntherEagleman So funny and original!

[Little League @LittleLeague]

SOUTHEAST SURVIVES AND ADVANCES IN A THRILLER 😱

[SuperbowlorBust @Muff89]

@Return_Of_RB @JackMac @EBoKnowss Casey Gainor throws a shutout

[Zain Dhanani @DhananiZain]

Remember that 4 hour timeframe where Ashton Jeanty went in the 9th round

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

#Raiders RB Ashton Jeanty, who had to be helped off the practice field today, is believed to have sprained his ankle, sources tell @AdamSchefter and me.

Las Vegas still are unsure how long he will be out, but it is not considered a long-term injury and the organization is breathing a sigh of relief.

[The Tonight Show @FallonTonight]

The cast of @Avengers: Endgame performs their version of “We Didn’t Start the Fire”! #FallonFlashback

Original Air Date: April 22, 2019

[Pat Thorman @Pat_Thorman]

Never underestimate the sex appeal of an athletic backup RB.

And remember it's better to let your leaguemates do dumb shit.

[Scott Barrett @ScottBarrettDFB]

Mike Washington vs. All Day 1-2 RBs [Last 12 Years]

Career YACO/A: 12th percentile
Career MTF/T: dead-last
Career Schedule-Adjusted YPC: dead-last

Mike Washington vs. All Drafted RBs [Last 12 Years]

Career YACO/A: 19th percentile
Career MTF/T: 6th percentile
Career Schedule-Adjusted YPC: 9th percentile

YACO/A = yards after contact per attempt
MTF/T = missed tackles forced per touch
YPC = yards per carry

[Vincent Bonsignore @VinnyBonsignore]

Bad news: Ashton Jeanty got hurt in practice today, could not put pressure on his leg when leaving the field. Afterward, the @Raiders gathered as a team to acknowledge the injury with a moment

[SuperbowlorBust @Muff89]

@Itsmaltomg @Jtaylor0_3 3rd

[Chris Mowrey @chrisdmowrey]

This is one stock trade every ~ 8 and a half minutes. 7 an hour. Over 47 a day.

Biden and Obama combined made 29 trades in 12 years, 0 of which were individual stocks.

[The Sting @TheStingisBack]

Few films capture the raw truth of childhood friendship and the harsh reality of growing up quite like Stand By Me (40 today).
And fewer endings hit harder.
“I never had any friends later on like the ones I had when I was twelve. Jesus, does anyone?"

[SuperbowlorBust @Muff89]

@MarkRuffalo @backupweenie Shutup

[SuperbowlorBust @Muff89]

@DarkoStateNews @chloe_jankowski I mean. The receiver very clearly tripped..

[When SportsCenter Ruled @WhenSCRuled]

Rece Davis delivers Mighty Ducks vs. Red Wings highlights. (1996)

[LÍA @lia_viral]

Así es como debería haber terminado la quinta temporada de Stranger Things.

[SuperbowlorBust @Muff89]

@Michael_Fabiano @camlittlegoat Ok nerd