Not sure what the youth do for fun these days. My personal recommendation is to call an Uber and wipe so many boogers all over the seats. It’s fucking sick
I will be sending out letters to MLB organizations threatening to kill myself if they don’t let me throw out the first pitch at one of their games. Really tough spot for them to be in. They will cave.
@Leinmann91 I fucking hate that kid Jason, but your son sounds so short that even I would advise Trish to not let her son play with him. And you can bet your ass if I had a kid of my own he would beat the shit out of Isaac in school
My neighbor is getting in my grill again about my dogs pooping in her lawn. Does she not know what 6 Great Danes could do to her little boy Jason? That’s why you’re a single mother, Trish. Jason’s lack of a male role will ultimately lead him to an empty and unfulfilled life.
I would burn small bugs with a magnifying glass as a child. I think a lot of my emotional troubles have stemmed from that. I think that’s why I have trouble with relationships. And not because I drink a 12 pack everyday and then yell at people. #selfreflection#coorsbanquet12pack
@SharronLea54 @officiallaxgirl Not even going to get into it with a chick who has blue hair. Since you’re so interested in my hemroid I’ll have you know when I had my hemroid I was shitting out better looking things than you, lady.
Not sure why everyone is making a big deal about East Palestine and their “undrinkable water”. You think those cowards give a damn about any of us? In my eyes they’re still enemies of the state. #Palestine#nobueno
These Blue Devils are overhyped. If I didn’t tear my groin in the same year of high school as being diagnosed with alarmingly high blood pressure I would’ve blown them out of the water. I could’ve put O’Neil in a fucking pretzel back in my day. #BROniel