Muffin Guts

muffin guts are a bloody mess & so am I 🧠💄🤢 🖤🎪 IG: muffin.guts

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my many adoring fans are literally dying to get to know me so I present to you 'About the Artist'! (pt1 who dis bitch??) get to know me. one of the me's behind MG is happy to A ur Q's :) ➡️ https://t.co/s753aORJ2F #abouttheartist #ComedyGold #mania #cat #rad #bio #me 🎭🎪

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who the hell was the first person who saw a snail and thought “hey this looks fucking delicious”

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@timhquotes Come on Armando it can’t be that easy!

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catching up on my social media trends & my creative soul. so here is my first ever #inktober :) believe me when I say that :) I’m so proud of this one especially since I’ve never done an #octoberink before! Eep I hope you like it! #spagett

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#BurningMan has me so so excited this year. i just love setting men on fire.

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David Duchovny why won’t you love me? @davidduchovny #spookyboys #TheThingFromAnotherWorld

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this just in: a reality competition show called “keeping up with the Alex Jones’”. lizard people actually exist and come forward to take his place after his social media bans.

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freshly laid weird eggs AND my bird hands coming back to take over + help me find the nest? now that’s what I call a bloody good time #MuffinGuts #ArtisticTuesday #weirdeggs #anne #birdhands #theresbloodonyourbirdhands #BTS #project #backaw 🥚🖤💄🧠

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well chronic masturbation does indeed rhyme with procrastination, so...

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#DisorganizedSongs
I’m not the one who farted on Dave
It was Dave he farted on me and ran away
Voo doo

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what is happening you ask me, Twitter? enlightenment bestowed among the Twits & tweets. you real woke now. ur welcome 🔮🎷🐗 #WOKENWisdom #TheBoobMovement #thatrealnextlevelshit #zoosaredisgusting #cagehumans #muffinguts 💉🎠

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hey check this shit out: Very Short, Riveting Rant: Barns, Blood, BBQ https://t.co/q4adiDpAn5 via @YouTube #random #rant #multiplepersonality #lastyear #muffinguts 🤮💋

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the bags under my eye are Prada(‘s hefty trash bag line) 🖤🍒🌙🖤

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sunshine had me legit vibin’ today 🌞🌻 full moon magick has me slightly manic, anxious, excited 🌕💎 #higherfrequencies #virgofullmoon #11 #marchmadness #notbasketballtho #realchangescoming #muffinguts 🖤🌙🤯

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#IMayBeCrazyBut that’s what fuels my creativity, hilarity, imagination, and the fact that I’ll be astral planing back to space one day 👽🌙🤷‍♂️

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#IMayBeCrazyBut at least I don’t walk around schule anymore pretending to have stigmata. #IMayBeCrazyBut at least I don’t eat live beetles and lick worms anymore. *shrugs* 🤷‍♂️

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Mental health issues. You know who is going to have mental health issues? Every person who witnesses a massacre and relentless gunfire. Every child who sees other children murdered in a fucking classroom. Every teacher. Every parent. #GunReformNow

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❤️❣️🖤Happy Valentine’s Day ❤️❣️🖤 this fave horror film proves that there’s many, many forms of love. and it also proves that i need to find me a boy like this so i can Lola Blanc him...but all the way 💉😏🔨👸🏻 #ValentinesDay #thelovedones #psychobabe

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#WeMetOnTwitter & both we’re planning on killing one another when we finally met in person. man! when we both realized we had just stabbed one another it was love at first bleed-out. we were together for 3 wonderful months until he tried to cook me. but, oh. I’ll never forget him

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#BreakingNews when I was in middle Schule & high Schule I used to eat large live beatles. once I also got a crawfish out of a dirty run-off ditch in small town Berna & bit it in half while still alive. Now I’m a vegan. I’m sorry for the innocent I’ve hurt #bombshell 💋🤮