The family of Avery The Poke Kid, a young Pokemon YouTuber who sadly passed away after a battle with cancer, just shared his final Pokémon pack opening.
Credit: i/averythepokekid
In the lore, Jirachi doesn’t just wake up for anyone, instead he will reveal himself and awaken from his 1,000-year slumber only when he reacts to the voices of pure hearted children.
Avery The Poke Kid’s family shared his final Pokémon pack opening following the 12-year-old creator's death
He pulled a Jirachi SIR with "last pack magic" before signing off with "See you next time, trainers"
A Waffle House at three in the morning. I ordered hash browns. The waitress, Charlene, turned toward the kitchen and shouted.
"Scattered, smothered, covered!"
I rose from my stool.
These were battle commands. Shouted across a room, fast, in code, the way a captain calls a line into position. Something was happening. I prepared myself.
"Who is under attack?" I asked.
Charlene turned back. "Huh? Oh. That's just your hash browns, baby."
I sat back down slowly. "...The potatoes have their own commands?"
"Mhm. Scattered means on the grill. Smothered's onions. Covered's cheese."
"And there are more?"
She counted them off without looking at a menu. "Chunked is ham. Diced is tomato. Peppered's jalapeños. Capped's mushrooms. Topped's chili. Country's sausage gravy."
I was silent for a moment. Nine words. Nine fates, for one potato.
In my homeland, a man earns a name through a lifetime of deeds. Here, a hash brown can earn nine in a single night. I had badly underestimated this country.
"I want all of them," I said. "Every word. The potato has earned them."
"...You want it all the way?"
"All the way. To give it fewer would be an insult."
Charlene shouted the whole thing back into the kitchen, the full litany, and the cook answered without turning around, and I stood again and bowed to him, sergeant to sergeant. He did not see it. It did not matter. I knew.
It came buried. Onions, cheese, ham, tomato, peppers, mushrooms, chili, gravy. You could barely find the potato underneath, which seemed correct, because by then the potato was no longer a side dish. It was a decorated soldier.
I ate the whole thing with a fork in both fists. It was hot and filthy and magnificent. I have eaten in palaces. I have never eaten anything that was honored this thoroughly.
So tell me, America.
You can shout the same potato into nine different lives.
Who wrote this language, and where can a foreigner learn it?
And the cook who answers in code at three in the morning. Is that a kitchen, or a war room?
I can finally share the project I've been working on for 2 months!
Custom Magic: The Gathering cards of each of the DMM finalists + Solomission
Full Google Drive link of all the completed artworks are in the comments below
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Oliver and I shared the same team so he was actually one of the first artists I got to meet when all of this was starting for me. I’ll never forget how welcoming he was from the first day I met him.
The world lost a truly special person. Love you Oliver. Rest easy ❤️
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Trump megadonors spent another $7 million.
It was the most ever spent on a House primary race—all because he defied Trump on Gaza and Epstein.
NO, billionaire super PACs should not buy our elections. One person, one vote.
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They should make a spin-off with the two of them hunting monsters,
But specifically make them brothers, and I think the guy who plays Joe Kessler would be a good fit for their father
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