Khalid

Critic| Random Thinker | Entrepreneur| I’m not nice| Yoruba| Just vibes

[Khalid @Mufti_KD]

@pimpet @joe_frm_jovider @SafwanAlghazal Abeg, help me ask the Made in Owerri “MAGA”.🤣

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@SafwanAlghazal @joe_frm_jovider Of course, it’s always one of those people whose knowledge of America came from that one James Bond movie they saw in ‘08.

They lack simple critical mind and still can’t open their eyes to today’s world happening around them.

Majority of Nigerians are dumb, I swear down.

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Awon oloriburuku @PoliceNG @HQNigerianArmy @NigerianNavy @NigAirForce Una get technology to find person way dey post funny content for Twitter but you no get tech to find band!ts. Aye yin ma baje ni ati awon iran yin.

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@Bonbread is using AI to do damage control…Awon elesin 😂

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You had to be there…😌
SIM 1- MTN
SIM 2- GLO
SIM 3- Etisalat.

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Sometimes I just choose to sleep on the floor for a day or two to straighten my back…works every time.

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Bon Bread has opened comment section on TikTok.🤣

At this point, they should just move their business to Ghana.🇬🇭

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I swear, Nigerians are cowards. We are just loud for nothing.

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At this point, we need #Endsars 2.0!

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“If I could rate being an adult, I’ll give it one star”

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@Damideazy Have you asked your father this same question? If No, trust me when I tell you they won’t ask.

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Someone on IG said she’s a “bikeholic” and people are talking about how cute it is, I’m still waiting to see how X and TikTok would react to it.

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Winter is over and people have started walking around half naked again. Honestly. It’s exhausting.

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@NaNaRelishCakes @Hybrid_Ola Why is it always just too difficult for you people to be accountable? You sha must shift that blame on someone else. Why why why?

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@morgan_twts My primary 3 class teacher’s phone number, this was 23 years ago.

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To this day, it still annoys that people compare #GameOfThrones with #BreakingBad. Like how?

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If only women could agree that Vaseline and good food is all you need for you to have a beautiful skin.

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Just think for a second that it’s Adekunle Gold and not Simi who has this scandal going around. Right now, people would have asked her to file for divorce.

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@Mitch_TCG Does he bathe in manure?

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@XcessCars Even in the “foreign” where they brought it from, people carry mechanic to buy used car. Una oversabi dey too much.