The Mugdown

Texas A&M's first regular satirical publication. Aggieland's only student news organization. Established 1875.

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“'This prof is lowkenuinely a fat chud,' said one disgruntled student. 'Unc gave me straight 60s and didn’t even attempt to teach.'”

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Professor Cyber-Bullies Students in Response to Rate My Professors Reviews

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Professor Cyber-Bullies Students in Response to Rate My Professors Reviews

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"At present, Hader is considering a walk to 'clear [her] head,' which experts say is a key step in doing absolutely nothing."

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Graduate Confident “Everything Will Just Work Out” (No Evidence Supports This)

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Graduate Confident “Everything Will Just Work Out” (No Evidence Supports This)

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"With no internship offers and a $5,000 enlistment bonus on the line, Cox was quick to shift summer plans, armed with nothing but a 2.3 GPA and a dream."

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Internshipless Cadet Enlists, Deploys to Middle East
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Internshipless Cadet Enlists, Deploys to Middle East
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"There is no greater moment of revenge than causing your evil advisor’s eyes to water from your rancid toot as she reveals to you that you are missing a core class a week before your graduation."

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The Best Places to Fart on Campus

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The Best Places to Fart on Campus

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"You Northside people, especially you freshmen, love to gab about how Northside is so much nicer than Southside. Well, you might as well stay there indefinitely!"

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This is Your Future House Based on Where You Park on Campus

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This is Your Future House Based on Where You Park on Campus

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"You may not be able to get a job, but that doesn’t mean there aren’t a plethora of other issues to leech off of. When all else fails, why not try grifting?"

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Grifter’s Guide to Overnight Stardom: Three Easy Steps to Gain Fame, Fortune

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Grifter’s Guide to Overnight Stardom: Three Easy Steps to Gain Fame, Fortune

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"You look like a plastic bag stuck in a stream wearing your poncho. Invest in a car like a real man or just stay home."

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Chud vs. Aura 101

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Chud vs. Aura 101

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"9. Hit his car: Not enough to total it - just enough to set up the perfect meet-cute collision."

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10 Easy Ways to Introduce Yourself to Your Hot Neighbor (100% Success Rate)

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10 Easy Ways to Introduce Yourself to Your Hot Neighbor (100% Success Rate)

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The Mugdown presents Clickbait Week, 4/27-5/1.

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"Sources confirm James was seen giving identical compliments to his date at all three events, including, 'This has been the best part of my week.'"

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Man Attends Three Formals in One Night

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Man Attends Three Formals in One Night

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"Caleb figures he can stage a robbery or maybe pretend to lose his finger in an accident as an easier way to break the news to his parents."

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Student Unsure How to Tell Parents He Lost Aggie Ring After One Week

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