Darren Polson

Print motoring journalist. EiC of upcoming @drvn_uk . Radio presenter on Westside 89.6FM Tuesday's 10pm-12am. Part time RAF. All views are of course my own.

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

Me and my best mate went looking for some skirt on holiday. Didn't get lucky once. At the end of the week while drunk I offered my mate a hand job, he accepted, we've never discussed it it since..

[UK NSFW PROMO 18+ @UKPromoAccount1]

I’m back from holiday! Who’s the blowjob queen this week while I’ve been away?🥵

POST YOUR SKILLS BELOW! 😈

Free shout-outs for all participants x

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[🐾 @JustJinxMelly]

@UKPromoAccount1 Say less! Blow job and cum Queen https://t.co/aKYXd5a9gd

[Darren Polson @MuggiDee]

@TeslaUK I’m desperately trying to call your roadside assistance. I was on the phone and got cut off. Now cannot get through at all! It just cuts off whenever I call through. I HAVE BROKEN DOWN, WHY CANT I GET THROUGH TO YOUR EMERGENCY ROADSIDE ASSISTANCE???

[Darren Polson @MuggiDee]

@Cllr_m_abellan Counsellor this is SUCH a lie. You’ve completely ignored all residents complaints on the matter. The scheme is NOT supported and people keep trying to tell you but all comments on the matter - ignored. You ignore the community pages on Facebook but then post stuff like this here?

[Darren Polson @MuggiDee]

@dougiebrimson Yeees! Loved that! Just made me want more Billy’s Log really😏

[Darren Polson @MuggiDee]

@dougiebrimson please can you do another Billy’s log?! Still one of my favourite books - read it 6 times now!

[Darren Polson @MuggiDee]

@dougiebrimson I’ve just bought this. Looking forward to it - you’re one of very favourite authors. 👍🏾

[Darren Polson @MuggiDee]

@tobysinterestin Nice. Quite funny that. 👏🏾

[Darren Polson @MuggiDee]

@TruePublica This link isn’t working anymore. Please fix it ASAP.

[Darren Polson @MuggiDee]

@lauren_hosannah Better be one of your friends 👀

[Alex Wood 🎤 @MrAlexWood]

Everything about this is Oscar-worthy #CoronaLockdown

[Darren Polson @MuggiDee]

Sod self-quarantine, there’s McLaren’s to be blasted through London Town while the sun is shinning 😎. #LondonTakeOver #Vype #BusinessAsUsual #WorkingDays @ London, United Kingdom https://t.co/uX7I8ljLXa

[Darren Polson @MuggiDee]

Today, I think we’ll call this #McLarenMondays 😈. £1,500,000 of British 200mph beef... And then a #Mercedes600Grosser shows up on a truck😏. Some days at work are REALLY cool.… https://t.co/YoypyGhdgT

[Darren Polson @MuggiDee]

Happy Valentines Day to two of my loves. 😍😘🥰. #Peugeot106GTi #NissanSkylineGTS25 @ London, United Kingdom https://t.co/8cOc9B3EDm

[Darren Polson @MuggiDee]

If this #AudiRS5 was a bloke, his name would be Jordan. He would have a girlfriend who wears too much make up and who he argues with in public, would never use condoms, goes to the gym on… https://t.co/R4nNQQPAFd

[Darren Polson @MuggiDee]

Sunday morning wake up call in a #V12 #AstonMartinDB11. 😍 Happy Sunday people 👌🏾 @ London, United Kingdom https://t.co/9kUJVlnW3k

[Darren Polson @MuggiDee]

Watching @Channel4’s #BrexitUncivilWar was like 90 minutes of @mrjamesob from @LBC screaming “I told you so, I told you so, I told you so” 😐. If you don’t want to bury your head in the sand: it’s an absolute MUST WATCH. #Brexit #CambridgeAnalytica #Facebook

[Darren Polson @MuggiDee]

The @GreenFlagUK brilliant customer service experience continues to flourish as my recovery time has now been pushed back by @KavanaghMGroup by another hour. 🤬. Why do you keep subbing these jobs to @KavanaghMGroup 😡😡😡😡

[Darren Polson @MuggiDee]

@GreenFlagUK haven’t even bothered to send out a technician for an quick fix breakdown. Just subbed it straight to @KavanaghMGroup who as usual are not even bothering to open the bonnet-just recovering it no questions asked. Why do GF keep using the worst recovery co. in London?