Clown Baby

one penis minimum.

[Clown Baby @MuggleFaceMike]

Twitter isn't even real.

[GTA 6 Info @GTASixInfo]

South Park just premiered EXCLUSIVE GTA 6 gameplay footage in its latest episode.

The footage shows Jason walking along the beach while the show’s dialogue discusses GTA 6’s new dog poop mechanic.

[Josh Barzon @JoshuaBarzon]

I didn’t believe it, so I had to look it up.

It’s real.

[zay #KYI @fentyfaic]

What if his name was dildo faggins

[Men's Health Mag @MensHealthMag]

"Hot Girl Summer" is over. Welcome to "Small Penis Fall." https://t.co/KQJTLov3me

[tresnuggle @sadbearsfan139]

Can’t imagine how all the Uncs feel man I’m taking myself with Ben Johnson when he goes

[Keegs @lordesghoul]

back middle seat so I can conduct a full ocular pat down. nothing gets past lordesghoul. Gotta keep a full visual on the situation.

[Greg @_Lazzo_]

If anyone needs a microwave there’s one chillin at Clark & Lake

[Tom Pelissero @TomPelissero]

Bears QB Caleb Williams avoided any major injury to his hamstring Sunday, tests confirmed today — and the team isn’t even ruling him out for next Monday’s game against the Eagles, sources tell @ringer @netflixsports.

A massive sigh of relief in Chicago.

[HowiKmetYourMother @SoldierFields23]

Not gonna lie for a moment when Caleb went down that shit felt worse than 9/11

[gross ass woof @woofgonefreak]

u guys should try this new thing i discovered its called touching ur penis till u cum

[Jaketropolis @jaketropolis]

Out for a lunchtime walk. The gray weather has scared away the tourists. That most oppressed class, the humble office worker, is given free reign to enjoy the park unbothered by photo snappers and the directionally impaired.

[Chicago Bears @ChicagoBears]

What you've all been waiting for ‼️

[Mike Beauvais @MikeBeauvais]

A tough, but ultimately fair decision by the NFL.

[dart @poordart]

For those who dont speak Arabic, he says:

"This - this right here is why Americans dont have healthcare"

[Miles @mtvsthewrld_]

I mean this with the utmost respect

[Acyn @Acyn]

Trump: I’ll come once or twice or three—I’ll come

[Clown Baby @MuggleFaceMike]

@mdmal3 Search your feelings you know it to be true

[Clown Baby @MuggleFaceMike]

Ms Rachel would give an elite JOI

[Clark Griswald @_ChefDon_]

Is this a safe space chat?