Austin

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[Weeh Mzee™ @weehmzeee]

Sisi calm nonchalant men we always want yapper and freaky baddies. Mambo ya mtu kukuja anaingia kwa simu with no stories hatutaki kapsaaa

[Baron Cohen Ke🇰🇪 @cohen_baron2]

Mimi naisha 😂😂😂😂

[Droid @droid254]

Saa hii Linet Toto is on her second breakfast and I'm still in bed

David Ndii is already having lunch

[Mstephanõ @Mstephano_]

Mwanamke unafaa kumpigia simu ukiwa kwa kelele

Kwa background anaskiza very dangerous words from men who are capable of violence

Ndio ajue she's dealing with a real nigga.

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

I’m that FRIEND that respects PRIVACY. If you DO NOT tell me, I won’t ask you.

[𝗨𝗡𝗗𝗘𝗥𝗥𝗔𝗧𝗘𝗗 𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗝𝗔 @iamjoseh_]

The unmarried aunties and uncles were onto something.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

I still believe that things are going to be okay one day. I've seen both good and bad days. No situation is permanent.

[Wambui @_fwambui]

If you find these white lines in your wardrobe, stay away and leave the house immediately.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

Women will never check on you, bro. If you receive an unexpected "Hi," they definitely want to borrow money from you. Normalize ignoring women's texts.

[Henix Obuchunju @Obuchunju]

I really hope that guy came back alive.

[Jᴀǫᴇɴ H'ɢʜᴀʀ @Mahleeyk]

I'm sure Sarit doesn't even know what KPLC stands for in full. Hawajui bill ya stima ni nini hawa.

[Austin @MugohMmg]

@Oriku63457026 @Peterf214

[Tai Lopez @tailopez]

To fall asleep you first pretend to be asleep. That's how everything in life works.

[Mwafrika™ @Onkundi01]

Girls don’t know what men are silently going through.
Sperm cramps are wild.
Sperm cramps can get you walking around like you're carrying a live grenade.

[George T. Diano @georgediano]

What Guardian Angel saw while seated, we never saw from mountain tops. Ngeus Sura ni ya kitambo lakini mwili ni ya kisasa, Datsun imepigwa engine ya V8 namna hatari. Omwami is hearing god one.🥹

[𝗖𝗜𝗧𝗬 𝗗𝗜𝗚𝗘𝗦𝗧 @TikTokGossipKe]

Leo ndio nimeelewa Guardian Angel kabisa😁.

[Môshkï @Mr_Moshki]

"Hiyo siku walieka polisi wote parliament wakaacha central bank bila polisi na ivo ndio tulipata hii pesa yote"

[William Shakespeare @ngumaa__]

*After years of not seeing each other

Girls Boys

[Lawrence Kitema @lawrencekitema]

People borrow your money with a smile, and return it back with an attitude.

[Ja Leto @_falsi1ke]

Don't force people to stay in your life. If they think they can find better people, let them go.