Sports & Orthopedic Physio., a Loving Husband, a caring Father, a village Fulani Man from Jajere, A Manchester United fan, Muslim and Peace Loving Nigerian.
The difference between a marriage that lasts 3 years and one that lasts 50 years is 7 skills.
It's not communication.
It's not trust.
It's these seven things most people refuse to learn until it's too late....
I say Good bye to the murky waters of Nigerian Politics. I no longer belong to any political party and will therefore not vie for any office. However I will continue to support ordinary Nigerians to the best of my ability.
KADUNA UPDATE: - A Statement by the members of the Kaduna State Executive Council (2015-2023) - 18th February, 2025
Re: +ICPC seeks forfeiture of N1.3b for Kaduna Light Rail Project* - Part 3/3
12. Of course, it is not our money and we would gladly support any legitimate process that will raise funds for our beloved State. But, we, as members of the former Kaduna State Executive Council (2015 to 2023), want to make it clear to the whole world that there was no iota of any wrongdoing. What we did in respect of the Kaduna Light Rail Project was as transparent as it was legitimate and lawful. All that is playing out is that the Kaduna State Government is using ICPC to harass Sterling Bank to make it look as if what we did should not have been done in trying to build a modern and developed state for Kaduna. The money they are asking to be forfeited was not anywhere. The ICPC forced Sterling Bank to produce and deposit the money with the CBN. Now, Sterling Bank is in turn trying to force Skipper to pay them the money even when the company had rendered services to the Kaduna State Government! The project and payments were duly approved by the Kaduna State Executive Council and the Governor. The feasibility study and other documents relating to the Kaduna Light Rail Project are now the properties of the Kaduna State Government.
13. On the issue of paying money into the account of a yet to be registered company, there were divergent opinions as to whether we should use a limited liability company that is registered with the Corporate Affairs Commission or use a company established by the State House of Assembly. It took sometime to go with Skippers’ preference for a limited liability company. In any case, opening an account in the name of a company pre-incorporation is not a crime under our laws. It only means that the signatories to the account are personally liable for pre-incorporation activities. Meanwhile, the same joint venture company, Indo Kaduna MRTS-JV Nigeria Limited had been registered in India. That was why the Indian NEXIM Bank agreed to transact with the Kaduna State Government. But for the Sovereign Guarantee that could not be secured from the Federal Government, the Kaduna Light Rail Project would have been completed or be nearing completion.
In conclusion, these are the facts. There is no basis for any forfeiture proceedings or Court Order. It is sheer oppression and abuse of power to confiscate private assets and discourage foreign direct investments. We challenge the purveyors of lies and falsehood to come forward with genuine documents to contradict any of the foregoing facts and we will respond accordingly!
*Signed*
*Members of the Kaduna State Executive Council, 2015 to 2023.*
*18th February, 2025*
This is too much!
The United States of America,has attacked El Salvador (1980), Libya (1981), Sinai (1982), Lebanon (1982 1983), Egypt (1983), Grenada (1983), Honduras (1983), Chad (1983), Persian Gulf (1984), Libya (1986) , Bolivia (1986), Iran (1987), Persian Gulf (1987), Kuwait (1987), Iran (1988), Honduras (1988), Panama (1988), Libya (1989), Panama (1989), Colombia, Bolivia, and Peru (1989), Philippines (1989), Panama (1989-1990), Liberia (1990), Saudi Arabia (1990), Iraq (1991), Zaire (1991), Sierra Leone (1992), Somalia (1992), Bosnia-Herzegovina (1993 to present), Macedonia (1993), Haiti (1994), Macedonia (1994), Bosnia (1995), Liberia (1996), Central African Republic (1996), Albania (1997), Congo/Gabon (1997), Sierra Leon (1997), Cambodia (1997), Iraq (1998), Guinea/Bissau (1998), Kenya/Tanzania (1998 to 1999), Afghanistan/Sudan (1998), Liberia (1998), East Timor (1999), Serbia (1999), Sierra Leon (2000), Yemen (2000), East Timor (2000), Afghanistan (2001 to present), Yemen (2002), Philippines (2002) , Cote d'Ivoire (2002), Iraq (2003 to present), Liberia (2003), Georgia/Djibouti (2003), Haiti (2004), Georgia/Djibouti/Kenya/Ethiopia/Yemen/Eritrea War on Terror (2004), Pakistan drone attacks (2004 to present), Somalia (2007), South Ossetia/Georgia (2008), Syria (2008), Yemen (2009 and 2015), Haiti (2010), Libya (2011), Syria (2011), Ukraine (2014), Iraq (2015), etc. etc. etc. etc. Now Venezuela 🇻🇪 and now Iran 🇮🇷!
So, who is the real danger to world peace?
This is from the INEC headquarters at 5:00 a.m. during the elections, when RMK and millions of Kano residents protected their votes from the APC.
The people of Kano have been truly betrayed.
President Tinubu: God brought us here. I am a symbol of that God because, without Him, I wouldn’t be here. Governor Buni and Governor Uba Sani knew the obstacles on my path to the presidency. There was a wild fire, currency redesign chaos, endless queues at filling stations. People died from hunger due to cash scarcity, all for one election.
BBC exposes an IPOB-affiliated NGO who has been giving US President Donald Trump false data claiming a Christian genocide that doesn’t exist in Nigeria.
Repost for the world to see, the truth is out. There is no Christians persecution in Nigeria.
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Sarcastic Sunday: Tinubu's Amnesty - But Who Will Pardon The President - Part 2
By: Mohammed Bello Doka - 12th October 2025
Meanwhile, the country’s leadership has turned itself into a confederation of excuses. Every scandal is explained away, every failure repackaged as reform. Even the pardon list is now being marketed as a “humanitarian gesture.” Indeed, humanitarianism has never been so criminally inspired.
“Nigeria is the only country where the government commits the crime and the citizens serve the sentence.”
This pardon isn’t about mercy. It’s about messaging. It tells the powerful, ‘We are all in this together’, and tells the powerless, ‘You’re on your own.’ It’s a declaration that in this country, the law bends only for those who can afford the lawyer, the lobbyist, or the label of “reformed offender.”
Let’s talk about numbers again, since our leaders love statistics — especially the kind that don’t feed anyone. The inflation rate of 24% has turned ₦1,000 into loose change. Food prices have tripled, transportation costs doubled, and rent has become a mathematical equation only God can solve. Yet, the government’s solution to rising hardship is to free criminals. Perhaps they’ll soon release hunger itself on parole.
“Nigeria’s economy is so bad that even corruption is now working on a payment plan.”
But wait — we must give credit where it’s due. President Tinubu has achieved what many thought impossible: he has united Nigerians across tribe, religion, and region — not in prosperity, but in collective suffering. Yoruba, Hausa, Igbo, and every other tongue now speak one language — “E go better.” Unfortunately, “e never better.”
So what do we call this new national mood? Is it mercy, hypocrisy, or just high-level political theatre? Some say the President is showing compassion. Others say he’s building alliances with his reflection. Whatever it is, it has confirmed one truth: in Nigeria, leadership is not about setting people free; it’s about freeing your friends and forgiving yourself.
And so, as Nigeria continues its journey through the valley of poverty and the shadow of pardon, we the citizens remain the audience to an endless play — laughing through our tears, clapping between power cuts, and praying that one day, mercy will descend on us too.
Because if murderers can be pardoned, if drug dealers can be forgiven, if criminals can be rebranded — then maybe, just maybe, there’s still hope for the ordinary Nigerian struggling to survive on $43 a month.
“Forgiveness is the new oil — the more you sin, the more you earn.”
And so we close another edition of Sarcastic Sunday, where satire is the only medicine left for national madness.
The prisons are open. The thieves are free. The poor are hungrier. The naira is bleeding. Inflation is celebrating. And the President smiles from his golden seat of mercy.
But as Nigeria pardons the guilty and punishes the innocent, one final question echoes louder than all the political noise —
Who will pardon Tinubu?
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