Muhammad Malik

Overthinker🙂

[Muhammad Malik @Muhammad_Malik_]

@CFC_Janty

[Muhammad Malik @Muhammad_Malik_]

@CFC_Janty

[dinaledi aligning 💜 @____justsihle]

YOH YOH YOH

[osama @0ba0sama]

Americans after finding that a group of fish is called 'school'

[Khaled @VyprCEO]

If you sum up the last 20 years of the US-Iran relationship, it reads like this:

US: Do not peruse nuclear weapons

Iran: Ok we signed the nuclear proliferation treaty

US: Too bad, you’re getting sanctioned

Iran: Ok

US: Stop pursuing nuclear weapons

Iran: We’re not; we’re generating energy just like other countries.

US: Sign a deal and have us inspect what you’re doing

Iran: Ok, deal signed, inspectors welcome

US: Too bad, deal canceled and you’re getting more sanctions

Iran: Ok

US: Stop pursuing nukes or else

Iran: Look, we did everything you’ve asked

US: Too bad, we’re gonna bomb you anyway. That girl school looks like a good target *BOOM*

Israel: *bombs Iran

Iran: *defends itself

Israel: “The evil regime of Iran is targeting our civilians”

US: “Iran is cutting heads off babies”

[Lesilo Rula @kay_mahapa]

From bantering with Nigerians to bantering with Mexicans. We are out of the ghetto 😭😭

[Aboo Hafsah @AbuHafsah1]

International law is a scam

[JerryRigEverything @ZacksJerryRig]

33% of the deaths in Gaza are children.

That's not a 'war'.

[🥋🇵🇹 @cosgeyyy]

water bottle leaking in your bag is a top 10 worst experience

[Michael Scott @Luqmaanrawat786]

Why are people obsessed with lowering their cars? Why do you need your bumper to be touching the floor?

[bleet @lilbleetbitchh]

we literally used to write a rough draft and final draft essay BY HAND 😭😭😭

[⚚Sage @belikesagee]

Sharpening pencils at the bin was the biggest linkup

[The Gattzlighter @moegattz_21]

South Africa is the only place in the world where you can go to somewhere unfamiliar, and meet someone who knows someone you know.

[Abdullah Mayet @abdullahmayet_]

What happened to free speech? And since when is it okay for police to use pepper spray and excessive force against kids?
@SAPoliceService

[BR°kēñ🥷 @Angle__wix]

The problem is you don't even realise some disrespect until you're in the shower.

[سنا ♡‏ @Sana_Ali39]

May Allah grant our mother endless blessings. Ya Rab, give our mother good health, and a long life, keep her safe, turn her sadness into happiness and give her the strength to break free from anything that's breaking her, she deserves it. Ameen

[Hala Jaber @HalaJaber]

They coordinated with the Red Cross. They went in to save lives. Israel executed all 16 of them—ambulance crews, first responders—then buried their bodies & destroyed their vehicles. This isn’t self-defense. This is a war crime. A massacre. And the world is still silent.