I've actually always loved the clever Malay acronyms.
Awas - Anda waspada anda selamat
Bomba - Badan organisasi mencegah bencana alam
Jenama - Jenis nama
Purata - pukul rata
Tadika - Taman didikan kanak-kanak
Malay is a much more beautiful language than English, and I'm saying this as someone whose first language was English. (Was because I also think and dream in Malay after going to SK and SMK, hence BM is also a native language for me.)
Aku pakar bab gout sbb kene gout since 15 sbb genetic. Bacaan normal 300 but mine 800 n pernah 1k+. Arwah atok/pakcik ada meninggal sbb gout chronic yg sampai berlubang bulu lali n jadi cancer tulang. Nak turunkan acid uric ni makan nenas sebiji sehari (cari yg hybrid)
Bank tak pegang stock paper. Mr. A kena sign contract dulu dengan bank untuk beli paper baru bank beli paper dari supplier. dalam kata lain, bank jual barang yang dia tak ada. Nabi SAW dah larang benda ni 1400 tahun lepas. tapi bank Islam dah tak guna teknik ni lagi.