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@ChelseaFC

[Olise @Olisehateshittt]

We've made life look like we only came to find money and die.

[Dearest B 🦋 @BlehisBack]

Till you’re applying for graduate trainee roles.

[D🅰️niel. @AyindeDani19142]

You must be joking.

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

Normalize telling women you don't have money. It will reveal their true character.

[Alli @tygarii]

But she’s Cancelo

[S∆IN✞  @The_Big_Chifa_]

I don't know why this guy doesn't appear on the most brutal villain characters talk. He was cold af.

[FADE @FadeAwayMedia]

WWE legend, Hornswoggle with his son at his first ever high school football game.

You love to see it ❤️

[Doodie @JudeWoodester17]

Super Cena would pin the entire Bloodline and Paul Heyman.

[𝙁𝙐𝙏𝙒𝙄𝙕 @FUTWIZ]

Watching the cards I grew up using turn into this 💔🕊️

[El Jefe @ChaseEnCashe]

You supposed to grow out of giving a fuck at around the ages of 23/24

[Rob Van Dam @TherealRVD]

Someone been watching me. 🙂

[𝒾𝓈𝒶 ⚢ @isa_vp0]

eu mesma tinha me abortado se soubesse q minha vida ia ser desse jeito

[Oku @oku_yungx]

You dont drink, you dont smoke, you eat Healthy

But in your old age you end up having cancer.

Explain

[𝗕𝗿𝗲𝗲𝘇𝘆’🦉 @OvOBrezzzy]

She with a new man and still thinking about you, you the real winner brother

[Alabi @the_Lawrenz]

There are some Nigerian states you’d travel to, you’ll see poverty physically and poverty will look at you back, eyeball to eyeball.

[Daniel @danielholkss]

Owning a car improves your dating life by 120%.

[slur @sluurred]

being young, paid, handsome and having a fast car gotta be top 5 human experiences

[TheTransporter🚘 @anas_mundi]

A lady was complaining to me how she’s 24 and no one is checking on her as a lady. She doesn’t get morning text messages nor a late night phone calls. I told her, she’s not the only one. There are a lot of women on this table. She asked, or am I that bad? Am I ugly or is something really wrong with me?

I told her, don’t feel less of yourself and you are just good the way you are. This wasn’t to comfort her at all. I actually meant those words. However, to even convince her more, I sent her over 15 pictures of the people I know that I believe are more beautiful & older than her that are single. She couldn’t believe what she was seeing. She just exhaled and almost shaded tears. She almost lost hope immediately. She said, if these girls, 30+ are still single despite their wins in life, what about us that are yet to achieve anything? It’s heartbreaking 💔!

These are girls that went to the most prestigious universities in Abuja here and outside the country. Girls that their parents work in top organizations and some politicians. Girls that drive their cars and make their money yet, NO HUSBANDS.

I don’t want to believe these girls just choose not to marry deliberately. In fact, I wholeheartedly believe, if they can, their parents might be willing to pay a man off just to get them married to the right person.

The truth is, Men are scarce. Or maybe, good men are scarce i’d say. It’s not easy to get a good in-law. I just pray every woman out there get to find their own someday. It’s not even about a girl being ugly or +size anymore. No husband no husband ne and that’s it.

[ANNOUR @Annour_gaya]

Today, I became scared of women all over again.

My boss gave his wife my number and asked her to send me a list of things she wanted from Egypt. She sent the list, I bought everything, and sent her the total.

Then she said, “Send this to my husband, but let me send you the list you should send him.” I checked the new list and noticed something crazy. 😭

An item I bought for ₦10,000 was suddenly listed as ₦25,000. She had added ₦15,000 to it. I went through the entire list and realized she had added over ₦1 MILLION in total. 😭

I asked her, “So this is what I should send to your husband?” She said, “Yes, wallahi. That’s exactly what I sent him, and he paid without even asking a single question.” 😂

Ladies, please… teach me your ways. 😭😂

[ً @artfuIchaos]

all this just to die on a random day