Melissa

Mind your own biscuits and life will be gravy. ✌

[San Antonio Express-News @ExpressNews]

Sen. Rafael Edward Cruz, who uses the preferred name Ted, has introduced a bill to limit the use of preferred names and pronouns. https://t.co/IAcx2YldHr

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Who is she? 😭 https://t.co/6tMiLB96hg

[DirtyOught Guido @Devoguido]

My favorite part of the Tyler Childers video is where no matter if you like it or not he doesn’t give a single fuck. God I love him.

[Melissa @Muhlitcha]

But Ariana only wanted to do it once real bad…

[Melissa @Muhlitcha]

@squee_9004 That is so awesome. ❤️

[Melissa @Muhlitcha]

@UberFacts She’s awake.

[Melissa @Muhlitcha]

@UberFacts Is it okay? Yes. Is it necessary? Sometimes. Each situation/child is different.

[Melissa @Muhlitcha]

@StarLattaro @GregAbbott_TX @Castschaos Are you on crack lady?!

[Melissa @Muhlitcha]

@CharisHansen18 @PatGarofalo @TMobile Fort Worth also and we have to use wifi

[Melissa @Muhlitcha]

@GregAbbott_TX 🤦🏻‍♀️ Just stay in your lane. Fix Texas first.

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

[Melissa @Muhlitcha]

@Venmo 🙏🏻 Merry Christmas to me? @melren

[Melissa @Muhlitcha]

@yunggravy is just the 2020s @macklemore. 🤷🏻‍♀️

[Melissa @Muhlitcha]

@Juazeiro_mP @xolaura09xo @UberFacts I worked in a body shop full of grown ass men who fix cars… the gossip and backstabbing was unreal. I was a glorified babysitter. 😂

[Melissa @Muhlitcha]

Fun breastfeeding mom thought: “oh there’s the ✨let down✨”
- So this is how my mother feels constantly.
#SelfDeprecation

[. @PoliticsVerse]

This is eff’ing awesome—Ted Cruz gets showered with boos by his constituents at Astros championship parade. https://t.co/yfoJBUNw55

[Melissa @Muhlitcha]

Sometimes I make some stupid ass fucking decisions, I swear.

[Melissa @Muhlitcha]

@UberFacts

[Melissa @Muhlitcha]

@UberFacts Idk. I think you should ask Eminem before we just start saying things all Willy Nilly…