Muigai

CPAK|Accountant|Auditor

[Märçuṣ̌👓 @meshhonourable]

Sikatai we all make mistakes,lakini having a girlfriend who dance on Whatsapp status bro?

[. @playboicurrryy]

"alarm set for 1 hour and 13 minutes from now"

[Muigai @MuigaiShaydee]

@DerrickUdu55582 Still available?

[Amad @Amaddiallo_19]

@cagiago_ Your only hope is corner🤣

Be humble KID 🤫

[★ 🇦🇷 @thisismetro]

an empty street
an empty house
a hoe inside my heart

[BRAVIN YURI @BravinYuri]

As a student of Sociology who has spent his time studying human behavior. DP Ruto presidency which I hope never happens will be Lethal than Moi's. You should pay attention on how he responds to criticism, how he acts when angry, how he lies in plain sight etc. Itakuwa mazishi.

[Rasna Warah @RasnaWarah]

One day someone will write the history of Kenya and say, here lie the ruins of a nation destroyed by greed.

[OPUK™ @ItsOpuk]

Other employees: Dear HR, there's no single matatu or cab coming to town today

That one mf snitch employee:

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

I swear the air gets heavier around 6pm on Sundays. You can feel the Microsoft Teams energy approaching.

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Goalscorer.
Assist provider.
Award winner.

Presenting @TheOfficialFWA Footballer of the Year for 2025/26: @B_Fernandes8! 🏆❤️

[Mercy Nicky @Mercynicky_]

Retweet widely we need to support creatives 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[🅱️ASH-AAR🛑 @YesItsBash]

Good morning friends and foes 🙂

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

The longer I work in corporate, the more I realize People get rewarded for being Visible, not Valuable

[Wamutahi @Son_of_Laikipia]

House hunting now involves buying a small number of KPLC tokens for that house before you make a decision 😂.

[World Athletics @WorldAthletics]

HISTORY HAS BEEN MADE 🫨

Sabastian Sawe becomes the first person ever to break the 2-hour barrier in official race conditions, storming to a historic 1:59:30‼️

@KejelchaYomif, on his marathon debut, also breaks 2 hours with a stunning 1:59:41 and @jacobkiplimo2 clocks 2:00:28, also faster than the previous world record 😤

[S.🎧 @1ssve]

FUCK TEAMS.
FUCK EXCEL.
FUCK AUTHENTICATOR APP.
FUCK ONE DRIVE.

[Emmanuel Chege 🇵🇹🇳🇴🇫🇷🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇧🇪🇪🇸🇭🇷🇩🇿🇬🇭 @chege_manu]

In his final moments, Dedan was covered with bournemouth regalia. The soldier from bournemouth said that dedan whispered something to him in kikuyu which he never forgot. When it was finally translated to him he was shocked to learn that dedan kimathi said allez allez cherries

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

MPs have raised alarm after Sh6.3 billion from the e-Citizen platform was diverted to a private account not approved by the Treasury.

Shockingly, the Auditor General was also denied access to key data during the audit.

[Premier League @premierleague]

Pass accuracy: 99 🎯

[Muigai @MuigaiShaydee]

@J_essT @waksvegas @kichwa_ Ngumi