Calum

Maltster, Meadster, Brewer, Pie.

All opinions plagerised from smarter people.

[COL (Ret) Jeff in 🇦🇹 @JeffFisch]

From 1799-1867, Russia owned Alaska.

If they want it back, we should give it to them. No sense in sparking WWIII.

[Heriot-Watt University @HeriotWattUni]

As #BlackHistoryMonth comes to an end, we hear from our Chancellor, Professor @SirGeoffPalmer, on how it plays an important role in inspiring positive change for generations to come.

#HeriotWattUni

[Calum @Muileach95]

@HughRBrechin Imagine calling someone an apartheid profiteer and then finding out he was nelson Mandela's mate. How do you fuck up that badly?!

[Calum @Muileach95]

@LilyWaite_ Meal do naidheachd!
Many happy returns of the day!

[Calum @Muileach95]

@GaryDickenson A few years ago, I wouldn't have known how much of a flex this was. Now, I fully understand the price of timber. I'm more envious of this than if you'd shown a video of a Ferrari!

[Calum @Muileach95]

@katiematherkm It was a brilliant workshop. Thanks for all your insight!

[Calum @Muileach95]

@MarkNJohnson The most misused phrase there is. It really means that if you make liver flavoured chewing gum and over a few months you try and push it, and nobody buys it, you shouldn't try a TV campaign to convince people. The customer has already told you it won't work. Their always right.

[Calum @Muileach95]

@katiematherkm Sorry for your loss. Condolences to you and your family.

[Calum @Muileach95]

@ABeerForMatt I've conducted some cutting-edge science (venn diagram attached), and I don't think this will cost you much custom. These people exist mostly online, and I doubt they'd be able to navigate to your taproom without a carer.

[Calum @Muileach95]

@hopforwardbeers The @BreweryEpochal taproom is very pretty, right by the canal.

[Calum @Muileach95]

@MagbInfo Yeah I'm getting a 404 error as well

[Calum @Muileach95]

@totalcurtis Any more than the 3 in the yougov poll from the other day is a national disgrace.

[Calum @Muileach95]

@ElmTreeBees I've actually got a bucket of your honey, and I'm in the process of starting up a meadery, I'll post you down a sample of 2 when it's ready!

[Calum @Muileach95]

@ElmTreeBees It might be that EFB has evolved the same high osmotic resistance. The osmotic pressure in honey is what bursts the cells, it's also why honey can ferment or become infected if you dilute it with water.

[Calum @Muileach95]

@BreweryEpochal That's my birthday! I'll be there with bells on mate!

[Calum @Muileach95]

I'd call him vengeance, and we would go on a quest to get the bastard that chopped off his ears.

Once I've fed him the culprits' own ears, I'd rename him Dubh.

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

If you had him what would you name him?

[𝐙𝟑📵 @Z3diee]

Ummm @pf help me with the word

[Calum @Muileach95]

@nicmharcuis As a muileach with a distilling degree (nowhere near a master distiller though), I feel as though I've been a victim of a hate crime from reading that blurb.

Although I would be fascinated to know how accurate the distilling parts of the book are.

[The Labour Party @UKLabour]

Says the man fined for breaking the law twice.