Dr. J. M. Muir-Coates. Author. Earthling.

Author. Man. Possible Jedi. A believer in all things believable.

[Dr. J. M. Muir-Coates. Author. Earthling. @MuirCoates]

OUT NOW. https://t.co/4Fa6yvIknd

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@restormernufc @MediaSOI Smashing shit is all he does with them rentboys.

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@A_Woodley_ Greed! I would have just rounded it up to $100.

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World cup prediction - Scotland wins 1, England wins 2, and Germany reaches at least the semi-final.

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@happy_foxxy @KaurUdhoke2 Is that who let the bomber in?

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@restormernufc @harriepw @Wickes Might buy 2 or 3 to show my support.

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@OGCrimsonJester A 1958 terror.

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@_Hels_ Elvira aka Cassandra.

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@chrisray11 @Bobbybollocks2 I was going to go for fek, but it fekin isn't there. Fer fek sake. 😇

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@dshensmith @drhingram Looks more like a gingerbread man.

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@LindenmuthWendi Emily from Bagpuss.

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@SarahChampionMP @superdrug Ban Halal would be a greater gain to human and animal existence.

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@Keir_Starmer You caused this Keir. Take a knee for coloured criminals but not white innocents...

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@Rucksackwriter I've had none and I'm still here. New dawn new day. 🙃

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@din_stygge_faen Hygiene is also a health problem she avoids.

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@Meredith_author yes. And I've got a plan.

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@HumzaYousaf Shut up whites is what he means.

[Dr. J. M. Muir-Coates. Author. Earthling. @MuirCoates]

Prof talks nonsense. Just last month a man was arrested for carrying one in his sock. The Sikh was already being investigated on other crimes but no arrest and free to kill.

[Prof Colin Talbot (rerum cognoscere causas) @colinrtalbot]

For those proposing banning the Sikh kirkpan on the basis of “one rule for all”.

Would that also not apply to the Scottish sgian dubh worn in a sock as part of traditional Highland dress? It’s also exempt but for cultural not religious reasons.

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@colinrtalbot A man in Scotland was arrested just last month for carrying one.

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@BROKENBRITAIN0 Only a month ago a man was arrested for wearing full Scottish trad dress and carrying a sgian-dubh (ceremonial dagger)...