Mukite

Certified Coffee Jew. A Glimpse Into The Better Side of Life. Indoor Sports Supremacist. Aspiring Hedonist. Kibaki Truther

[DJ Akademiks @Akademiks]

It hurting their feelings when I pointed out jay z can’t talk catalog or contract talk to Drake since he ain’t ever been in position of this much leverage as Drake! Drake first 3 albums are valued more than Jay Z entire discography. The numbers say that not me!

[naomi @lachancenaomi27]

I’m stuck on “centered around one of my interests” is the interest group sex or was it like civil war themed

[memetic_sisyphus @memeticsisyphus]

It’s crazy to me that people can look at the list of these incidents and think Chow was the problem.

[KUSO 🔞 URAGONER gamedev @kuso_otoko]

no, whales are cool, I just didn’t expect them to be chinese

[Dimitri @thedimitri]

We gotta nuke sf man

[ANW Pizza Parker🇹🇹 @TheColtonShow__]

I mean this in no disrespect but Take a pic of your hair right quick

[QC @QiaochuYuan]

in general, social media discourse is dominated by insane, neurotic, unhappy, lonely people, like me. normal happy people do not need to post in the same way, and the algorithm does not amplify them. it is bad for society that this is how everybody gets their opinions now

[𝕷𝖆𝖉𝖞 𝕬 🦇 @Nyct0phil3_x]

The tyranny of those in the bottom quintile of intelligence is less problematic than the tyranny of those in the top quintile of neuroticism

[a blob named Bob @ManuTrexx]

follow for more line art and accuracy

[a blob named Bob @ManuTrexx]

trend/momentum traders:

[Cherna @la_cherna]

Me fascina como a los que no son sudamericanos no les entra en la cabeza que Brasil es un mix de TODO el mundo

[Austin “Action” Jackson @jordanpoolers]

This WILL be used this weekend

[Pelumi CFC @itsPelumy]

Just woke up, saw this video, again and it got me thinking, this guy might be a lot smarter than people give him credit for.

People really thought he was going on a worldwide streaming tour just for the vibes. 😂😂 Meanwhile, bro was out there shooting content and stacking footage for his video the whole time. Smart move. 😭🔥

[Michael Knowles @michaeljknowles]

Bessent exemplifies my favorite form of the political animal. He’s an articulate, clubbable, well-coiffed, bloodthirsty, savage beast. You love to see it.

[TiskTusk @TiskTusk]

Darth Vader alizaliwa leo

[FantaBariidi 𓈒 𓇼 @MeranSays]

Overheard some youngins discussing the Utumishi fire today and they said 16 casualties is "Al Shabab numbers" and that really put it into perspective fr.

[Jarvis @jarvis_best]

Excellent question good sir as jokes are always better when fully explained.

We here at the Jarvis Account do not do POLITICAL jokes. We do not care who you vote for or why. We do jokes about the way people TALK about politics. Because it is unhinged.

Political talk today is characterized by CATASTROPHIZING. Your enemies will put you in CAMPS. Democracy is ENDING. Every election is THE MOST IMPORTANT ELECTION OF OUR LIFETIMES. Scott Pelley being sacked isn’t the mere natural outcome of calling his new boss a murderer and generally acted like a petulant dickhead in front of God and everyone - it’s the END OF LIBERAL MEDIA AS WE KNOW IT just like it was when Acosta and Lemon and a million other replacement level talking heads were shown the door.

This particular joke is a form joke we invented maybe a decade ago to describe the way we catastrophize everything on social media. Believe it or not it actually predates the famous RUTHKANDA FORVER post which is just the most notable of the Woke Kid genre of tweets.

We most recently used it a month ago to poke fun at conservatives who were having what we considered to be somewhat humorous meltdowns about Spirit Airlines going out of business as if all their mothers were dying as opposed to the much more boring reality of the fact that a shitty airline went belly up.

As Canada will once again not have the Stanley Cup on its failed terrorist state soil, I hope that this joke explanation will provide some solace and edification. And of course there’s always next year.

[Flesh Simulator @fleshsimulator]

Jesus fucking christ the SPLC organized the Charlottesville rally and paid $300K to transport people there hahahahaha

[gabi | pencelona @blaugranartista]

I love that you can trace each rule back to a specific incident

[Crémieux @cremieuxrecueil]

I disagree with the bioethicists.

Instead, we should kill every last tick. They should be totally eliminated. This scourge should disappear.