Mukumba Jozerand

Entrepreneur-political analyst-Former Teacher-Arsenal Fan

[Brighton Mutebuka @BMutebuka]

1/ Ali Naka - a thread!

Troll merchant @ali_naka is disingenuously claiming that I blocked him & write about him whilst he is blocked when he was the first to do so, while I simply returned the favour.

He is Hopewell's sidekick & is openly hostile at & contemputous of me, something highlighted by Grok.

He regularly calls me "TEMU MAGAISA," together with Hopewell & @LynneStactia. They also accuse me of composing my posts using AI.

[𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑺𝒂𝒍𝒕 𝑶𝒇 𝑻𝒉𝒆 𝑬𝒂𝒓𝒕𝒉 @Shadaya_Knight]

Men recognize hierarchy.

If it's in a social cricle or a business environment, the one with the most money is the alpha

If it's in the gym, the one with a better body or can lift more than everyone, is the alpha

If it's a family gathering, the one with most experience, is the alpha

Women can't grasp hierarchy because for the past century they've been fighting for equality with men. Not even realizing even amongst the men, there's no equality, there's hierarchy.

[nelson chamisa @nelsonchamisa]

WE, THE CITIZENS…
By the Citizens. For the Citizens.
To the Citizens.
We are building the strongest and solidest Citizens’ Movement ever. And we must have elections when they are due. Not this 2030 nonsense.
We have the capacity. We have done it before. And we will do it again.
Together, we rise.
Together, we build.
Together, we lead.
Join the Citizens Movement! #TheNew
#FreshStart

[Fabrizio Romano @FabrizioRomano]

🚨🇺🇦 OFFICIAL: Shakhtar Donetsk will play Champions League home games at Stamford Bridge this season.

“Playing our Champions League home matches at Stamford Bridge is a special opportunity for Shakhtar. We are grateful to Chelsea Football Club for the opportunity to host our games at this special venue”.

[Mukumba Jozerand @MukumbaJ]

@IamSiyaZA Is she DOCUMENTED

[In A Nutshell🥜 @Markosonke1]

🚨HELP IDENTIFY THIS WOMAN

Can anyone help identify the woman seen in this video confronting and assaulting a businessperson in Johannesburg?

If she is part of March and March, this kind of behaviour must be condemned, not celebrated. No cause justifies attacking innocent people or destroying someone’s livelihood.

It’s Women’s Month. Let’s promote peace, accountability and the rule of law, not vigilantism.

If you recognise her, please report her identity to the appropriate authorities rather than engaging in retaliation.

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

SETTING THE STANDARD.

[Mukumba Jozerand @MukumbaJ]

@mazithread Blocked

[nelson chamisa @nelsonchamisa]

THANK YOU, ZIMBABWE, for your feedback, solidarity and encouragement. I’m fired up.
I had to take this unusual and uncharacteristic step to set the record straight. I have neither the appetite nor the bandwidth to engage on this matter any further. It’s unwise to waste bullets on shadows when the real fight is right in front of us.
My focus now is where it belongs: building #TheNew, advancing the struggle for change, and fighting for a Citizens’ Government in our lifetime.
I remain fortified, unyielding and indomitable. My resolve is unshaken.
Zimbabwe will be free. Until citizens victory, freedom and prosperity. A Citizens Government in our lifetime. #OneNation #OneVision #OneStruggle #ManyFronts
#GodIsInIt

[Dhara Blessed Mhlanga @bbmhlanga]

Analysts without solutions, fighting anyone who attempts to do something, Zim’s social order. In the words of Benjamin Burombo “Each time I want to fight for African rights l use only one hand-because the other hand is busy trying to keep away Africans who are fighting me."

[Brighton Mutebuka @BMutebuka]

The Kariba Ferry Disaster, the defection of a senior CDF official & the illegal appointment of 10 Senators by ED have been "gazzumped" & deemed less worthy of attention than an Organogram & Constitution of a party that was co-opted in 2023 by ED via Tshabangu. Make it make sense!

[50cent @50cent]

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[Rocktor, PhD @Mavumavu91]

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[Tabani 🏆³⁵ @tabanimcgucci]

What "principles and vision" does a General who championed a coup to bring back ED have?

[Paul Pogba @paulpogba]

Thank you, Monaco 🇲🇨
To the President, the staff, my teammates and to you, the fans, thank you for your trust and your support from day one to the last.

It wasn’t the journey I had imagined, but this is where I found my way back onto the pitch, and for that I’ll always be grateful.
Monaco will always hold a special place.

Daghe Munegu ! ❤️

[Brighton Mutebuka @BMutebuka]

Hopewell has always known that the Constitution exists. This isn't about the Constitution.

It's about "exposing" & dragging down @nelsonchamisa into the depths of the mudpool.

He won't explain the context under which that Constitution was crafted as he has got an ulterior motive!

[Brighton Mutebuka @BMutebuka]

There were witnesses during Hopewell's visit to Sikhala while he was at Remand Prison.

He, Hopewell, is alleged to have said to Sikhala even in the presence of Jail Guards, (most of whom are intelligence officers):

"Chamisa tapedza naye changosara kuti ubude."

(We have destroyed Chamisa politically to the point of finishing him, all that's left is for you to be released & take his position in Zim politics.)

Meanwhile, after Sikhala was released, Hopewell was allegedly gossiping behind his back & accusing him of being deluded about his political prospects.

Today he wants to pretend to take the moral high ground!

[nelson chamisa @nelsonchamisa]

SETTING THE RECORD STRAIGHT…
Dear @daddyhope
I am making this response out of turn with my usual approach not to engage individuals personally. I last spoke to you in 2022, soon after the death of Dr. Alex Magaisa. We stopped talking after there had been a leaked audio in which you and the unidentified intelligence operative, were gratuitously attacking me without basis or reason and through lies, when you had direct and full access to me. I therefore saw no reason in continuing to trust you. Since then you have been on a hateful smear campaign, devoting your time to paint me a monster and less than wise.
Your post earlier follows a series of other like-sounding character assignations and malicious attacks. A line has been consistently crossed, whereby all manner of false narratives have been manufactured to damage and harm my standing , even where the verifiable truth suggests and informs otherwise. I make the following submissions, on the various wild assertions, with the sole intent of putting to bed these sideshows, distractions, and allow us to focus our attention on citizens’ struggles where it is needed most. My focus is on fighting for freedom, transformation, a Citizens Republic and a Citizens government in our life.
The following are falsehoods that have been peddled and the lies conceived or concocted by haters.
1. I am a champion of structured and organized grassroots movement outfits having successfully founded and formed MDC, MDC ALLIANCE and CCC. It is simply not true that I am averse to structured politics. My record within the democratic movement says it all. I am part of a proud history of forming strong movements which have defeated dictatorship to the point of them now attempting to ban elections. Which other movements on the continent have been as strong electorally, as MDC, MDC-A and CCC? Check my involvement in all three? I am fully aware of how you achieve results. A movement is not just a name. A movement is an idea, a strategy, a structure, it’s about collective leadership, its team effort, its energizing the base, it’s an organized approach, but above all, an ability to evolve and survive, uncompromised. You do not organize effectively as we did, and win elections successively as we did, without a plan, method, a structure, and a strategy. If it were that easy and straightforward, everyone would be able to do it.

2. I’m a proud team player. It is NOT TRUE that the CCC was a “one man band.” CCC is in the local government, National Assembly and Senate. So how does CCC become a “one-man band” when it is represented across these arms of government and state, yet the ‘one man’, yours truly, is not not even part of the band? It’s just outright malice!
You say I made myself President and deliberately built CCC around myself. That is false and malicious. CCC organically emerged from broad consultations we made across the length and breadth of Zimbabwe, prior to its formation. The citizens i consulted nationwide gave a mandate to spearhead the then new baby as a response to the hijacking of the MDC Alliance upon ED machinations. We went out into the countryside with three questions:
i. What do we do with the fact that the court has taken away the party name, and the party from us?
ii. Do we continue to participate in disputed elections without reforms ?
iii. How do we select candidates, Presidential, MPs and Councillors?

The responses from the citizens informed how we behaved thereafter, and up to this day. How does a “one man band” attract over 2 million votes and be able to organize and support candidates in different communities all over Zimbabwe? As a matter of verifiable fact, the CCC had organs such as the Citizens National Assembly, which met and made binding decisions which I was also bound to, even in instances where I was of a different political or strategic view. The CNA brought together cluster leaders represented different districts. We also had committees, as well as Bureau

[Sirroco @Sirroco4]

People who are saying CCC have no structures are the ones saying Brilliant Dube was in Chamisa structures as Chief of Protocol... Murikuzviona here kuti mukuzvipiri ngisha...