D.M.C.

Thee genius geologist. Chelsea fan. Black Jew.

[KOMBO™ @ultimate_kombo]

I need to learn this AI video making thing so bad... 😂😂😂

[Tereza Ann💙❤️ @ann_tereza]

Whoever did this won't make it to heaven!😭🤣

[Toxic Bunny 🐇 @MukukaTy]

One thing I love about Zambian fathers is that they are never intimidated by their son’s success..

They always want to see their offsprings do better.

[Zambian Person 🇸🇴🇿🇲🇪🇹 @zambianperson]

Bus Conductor: Bossano Muli na multiple choice Lelo

😂😂me being completely blank.

Bus driver: kanshi kuli Che bakazi mu bus…

[Makanjila 🎃👻💀🇵🇹 @Makanjila_23]

Time yandi tayipwapo “te stopwatch” te coincidence nebo fyonce topnotch.

[Rox. @rorisanglbl]

Last World Cup unmarried 🙏🏽

[Bex 🌺 @bbygirlx_b]

True!

[Thragg’s Brushcut @Jiggy_CH]

Imagine KDB passing, Hazard dribbling, Lewandowski goal scoring. Multiply all those attributes by 2 and put them in a short Argentine man. That’s Lionel Messi.

[Gummy Bear.🧸 @shaun_pandu]

Imagine walking into Pick ‘n Pay & there are no price tags on the goods. Every time you want to know the price of something, a member of staff takes you to the back & whispers in your ear.

That's how silly you look when you say “DM for price.”

[P. @panduleni_0]

FNB charges even when you walk past their ATMs😭😭

[KANABESA @TwaamboHamoomba]

I once had to walk with the waitress to the Zanaco ATM at Acacia park pa arcades💀😭

[Achy Yande ⚔️🇿🇲 @iamyandeh]

I will come back to this tweet 📌.

[Dear Son. @DearS_o_n]

Sexual discipline is a flex in this generation. It’s not only HIV and STIs. Some women also carries curses and bad luck. Be careful, bro. I beg you.

[Lightskinned Lozi 💋🇿🇲 @Munalula91]

When you have mastered the art of contentment, people start thinking you have everything. Contentment does not cancel desire, it cancels desperation...
In short, just because I have a K40 mu airtel does not mean I will look like I have a K40 mu airtel 😂😂

[Ryan @bernardooooV3]

This Haaland penalty that completed the FOUR —IN — A — ROW

[Chabz Mwanza @ChabzOfficial]

Happy Birthday, Mr. President! Wishing you good health, wisdom, strength, and continued success as you serve our nation. May the year ahead bring even greater progress and prosperity for Zambia. 🇿🇲🎉 @HHichilema

[Ryan @bernardooooV3]

Even as a rival fan, I have to admit this penalty technique from Bruno Fernandes is unsavable.

[Abu Amir @SadiqMaunde]

Omo, women wicked. Why you go born Tinubu? 💔😭

[Elvis Tunde @Tunnykvng]

Something crazy just happened. I was coming home from watching the Arsenal game when a guy on a bike stopped in front of me, pulled out a gun, and told me to hand over my phone. Just as I accepted my fate, a ball came out of nowhere and hit his head. He collapsed on the spot. I’m hearing it was Gabriel’s penalty.

[Chelsea FC @ChelseaFC]

Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐Come and visit London’s Home of Trophies. 🏆

Book your Stadium Tour at Stamford Bridge now. ⭐️⭐️