DoonTown

check please

[DoonTown @MuldoonMonsoon]

Anyone I've ever talked to at Penn State: "Dude how high are you rn"
Me:

[Ethan aka The People’s Insider @EthanGSN]

They're gonna need narcan to bring me back after the Dart to Odell TD pass in week 1 against Dallas on Sunday night.

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

BREAKING: Just 20 minutes before Trump's announcement that the Strait of Hormuz was open, massive trades hit the market.

Investors sold a combined 7,990 lots of Brent crude futures, ​a $760 million bet that oil would go down.

These orders were much larger than anything else at the time.

The traders made huge gains.

Unusual.

[Big Cat @BarstoolBigCat]

The Annual NFL Coach's Picture Has Dropped, Let's Dive In.

Every Coach Gets An Award, But The Return Of The King, Big Mike, Stole The Show

https://t.co/Oj8gxrIqbS

[Jon Rothstein @JonRothstein]

This is March.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

King Kong (2005) never got the love Peter Jackson poured into it. The CG still holds up, and the Kong vs. T-rex throwdowns remain some of the dopest action beats of the 2000s. An underrated giant.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Browns interested in interviewing Condoleezza Rice for head coaching job, source tells ESPN.

https://t.co/cgxCUgbF8j

[Tommy Smokes @TomScibelli]

If the Giants win today they will be 8-30 in their last 38 games. 4 of those 8 wins will have been in Week 17 or 18 when they’re long eliminated from playoff contention and only playing for draft positioning. You really can’t make it up

[Roman Helmet Guy @romanhelmetguy]

Born to splish splash, forced to commute.

[cinesthetic. @TheCinesthetic]

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (2010–2011) didn’t invent the two-part finale, but it normalized it. Splitting the finale into 2 parts worked here because the material could sustain it, but studios took the takeaway as “every ending should be doubled

[Piers Morgan @piersmorgan]

It’s. Not. Me.

[Jameis Winston @Jaboowins]

“The horse is prepared for battle, but victory comes from the Lord.” - Proverbs 21:31

[Robby Kalland @RKalland]

Cam Skattebo is going to have the biggest fuckin deli sandwich named after him soon. Folks ordering "the Skattebo" and getting 8 different meats and mustard on rye

[Ethan aka The People’s Insider @EthanGSN]

Skattebo went into the tent to coach Jaxson through the concussion test.

[Andrew @gmengalaxy]

“Joe it’s been 10 days since Malik Nabers got hurt could you sign another WR to help your rookie QB”
Joe Schoen: https://t.co/xp1Do8sujt

[dustin @DJ_DoesSports]

Sigh

[Brandon Koretz @BrandonKoretz]

James Franklin at Penn State:

• 1-15 vs. top 5 opponents
• 4-21 vs. top 10 opponents
• 15-30 vs. top 25 opponents
• 4-17 vs. Michigan and Ohio State