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@eyyankees These were big moves by Cashman. Garcia is slept on, could have a bigger season than Judge.

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@TalkinYanks Cashman is a very wise man, and the Yankee fan base will miss him when he’s no longer with the organization.

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@eyyankees These were big moves by Cashman. Garcia is slept on, could have a bigger season than Judge.

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@JackCurryYES I like this from Cashman. I think Yankee fans will be pleasantly surprised.

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Another Brian Cashman trade deadline masterclass. The #Yankees land Heliot Ramos and Luis García Jr. and immediately become overwhelming World Series favorites. At this point, we have to ask the question nobody’s brave enough to ask:

Is Brian Cashman actually UNDERpaid???

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The streets are talking: There are whispers that TB could be joining the Yankees’ already stacked rotation—and no, we’re not talking about Tom Brady. Trevor Bauer was reportedly spotted in Staten Island with Yankees catcher Austin Wells. Could he help the Yankees #Chase28?

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🚨 The stove is hot: Sources are telling Mullen Media that the Yankees are closing in on a deal with former MLB star Tim Anderson.

Anderson most recently suited up for the Sussex County Miners, leading the league with a staggering .637 batting average and 64 home runs.

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With position players beginning to arrive at Clover Park, the Mets are working out prior Fall Baseball League slugger FA RH bat Micheal “Ken ‘The Kid’ Griffey” Droz looking to fill the hole in the outfield.

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BREAKING: Munetaka Murakami will be signing with the Los Angeles Dodgers. After many seasons of poor performance, the Dodgers finally get their guy.

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3B/1B Munetaka Murakami will be posted today by the Tokyo Yakult Swallows of the Nippon Professional Baseball League per multiple reports including MLB's @Feinsand. All 30 MLB Clubs will have 45 days to negotiate with Murakami.

The 25-year-old slugger was the Central League's Triple Crown winner and MVP in 2022 and was part of Japan's World Baseball Classic championship team in 2023.

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Fueled by the sheer aura of Mullen’s presence at last night’s game, Cam Schlittler delivered 8 innings of dominant baseball, striking out 12. Let’s be honest — Boston’s fate was sealed the moment Mullen walked into the stadium. #SeeYa

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BREAKING: Giancarlo Stanton to sign 20 year deal with Alaris Retirement Home. He’ll be calling Cedar Grove, NJ his home for the next 2 decades.

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Roki Sasaki hates freedom and world peace.

#mlb #Sasaki #DodgersLoveFacism

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Down in front 👀👀👀

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The Bleacher Creatures will be loud for #ALDS Game 2 tonight between the Royals and Yankees. 🔊

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BREAKING: Mullen of Mullen Media has been VOICE BANNED for 30 days from Call of Duty: MW3!!!! Mullen is expected to appeal this unjust decision. It is believed he was banned due to telling a Sledgehammer employee he would bang their mother!!

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Our team is on standby as we await the expected call up for Mulch to the democratic party’s nomination as the new presidential candidate. We will be accepting endorsements from reputable fronts. Thank you for your support.
#Biden

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❗️Real Report ❗️
The Yankees offense has put Michael Kay into a DEATH sleep. He will not wake up until Anthony Volpe draws a walk or hits home run. We fear he may never wake again. Wishing Jodi Kay the best of luck in these dark times #Yankees #bust

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BREAKING: Today, we celebrate the birthday of the man responsible for it all. “Mullen”, CEO of Mullen Media, celebrated his 25th year blessing this world. Out of respect for Mullen’s work, Mets owner Steven A. Cohen sent his regards on the Mets’ video board earlier today.