𝙼𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚝𝙵𝚊𝚛𝚖

[𝙼𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚝𝙵𝚊𝚛𝚖 @MulletFarm]

Goodnight Isaan.

[𝙼𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚝𝙵𝚊𝚛𝚖 @MulletFarm]

A man could do worse.

[𝙼𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚝𝙵𝚊𝚛𝚖 @MulletFarm]

Paved and tiled the entire place for you but you found the last six inches of wet sand. And managed to bury a snack in it.

[𝙼𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚝𝙵𝚊𝚛𝚖 @MulletFarm]

It's a Pirates of The Caribbean themed strip club welding shop.

[𝙼𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚝𝙵𝚊𝚛𝚖 @MulletFarm]

Isaan smorgasbord.

[𝙼𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚝𝙵𝚊𝚛𝚖 @MulletFarm]

It'll be like Long John Silver's but with bikinis and beer.

[𝙼𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚝𝙵𝚊𝚛𝚖 @MulletFarm]

Been many good dog was a friend to a man but MOO-PING was the greatest one.

[𝙼𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚝𝙵𝚊𝚛𝚖 @MulletFarm]

'Bout to pirate up this strip joint.

[𝙼𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚝𝙵𝚊𝚛𝚖 @MulletFarm]

Apparently nothing arrives with instructions.

[𝙼𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚝𝙵𝚊𝚛𝚖 @MulletFarm]

Houses built to dog specs, beds of fine satin, toys imported from America. I give up.

[𝙼𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚝𝙵𝚊𝚛𝚖 @MulletFarm]

No instructions. But it arrived packed like the ark of the covenant.

[𝙼𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚝𝙵𝚊𝚛𝚖 @MulletFarm]

Fixed it.

[𝙼𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚝𝙵𝚊𝚛𝚖 @MulletFarm]

He was electrocuted Danny. In a Thai massage chair. Electrocuted by a chair. 220 volts.

[𝙼𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚝𝙵𝚊𝚛𝚖 @MulletFarm]

Goodnight Isaan.

[𝙼𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚝𝙵𝚊𝚛𝚖 @MulletFarm]

Crack a cold one and let fly with some Skynyrd.

[𝙼𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚝𝙵𝚊𝚛𝚖 @MulletFarm]

The sun sinks low over the moo baan. Your wife dyes her roots and cooks Thai food. Granny spoon feeds a Labrador. Fans are plentiful and beer is both unlimited and ice cold. There are bootleg fireworks stashed in the mens' room.

[𝙼𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚝𝙵𝚊𝚛𝚖 @MulletFarm]

@Pola_Royd They scrambled choppers.

[𝙼𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚝𝙵𝚊𝚛𝚖 @MulletFarm]

Godamn baby.

[𝙼𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚝𝙵𝚊𝚛𝚖 @MulletFarm]

Dogs drink free.

[𝙼𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚝𝙵𝚊𝚛𝚖 @MulletFarm]

Bar is open.

[𝙼𝚞𝚕𝚕𝚎𝚝𝙵𝚊𝚛𝚖 @MulletFarm]

Never was a dog that had it better than you.