Jackson Mulligan

Ole Miss ‘25 | Baseball Dork

[Jeff Passan @JeffPassan]

The Washington Post has the best sports section in the country, and I don’t think it’s particularly close. Only a soulless corporate goon would think the paper is better without it. A short-sighted, cowardly decision. Shame is your legacy.

[Jackson Mulligan @MulliganJackson]

Dissociating in the car to “Jungleland” by Bruce Springsteen before I go into a 7 hour shift

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

i know i've been heavy with the political takes lately, so for now i'll just leave you with this: all of us, no matter where we stand politically, have to accept that once-daily jardiance was really swell and that ultimately, it was the little pill with the big story to tell

[Clark Fahrenthold @CFahrenthold11]

LMAO

[Jon Bois @jon_bois]

it's pretty bush league to intercept your opposing team's quarterback. that throw had nothing to do with you. mind your own business

[Jackson Mulligan @MulliganJackson]

@IanKuga SIR LEWIS HAMILTON WITH THE WIN THOUGH

[Jackson Mulligan @MulliganJackson]

Gatorade’s “Is It In You?” Ad campaign is probably the most fucked up tagline of the 2020’s so far

[Jackson Mulligan @MulliganJackson]

5 RUNS!? FIRST INNING!? A 45 ERA!?

Jesus, Dodgers management should just donate that money to charity next time

[Jackson Mulligan @MulliganJackson]

“Enter Marcell Ozuna, age 32. A horrible player at the start of the season, now one of the best designated hitters in the National League.

Marcell Ozuna learned what happens when he quit hitting his wife and started hitting the ball in… The Twilight Zone”

[Jackson Mulligan @MulliganJackson]

Sitting in the office listening to the Rocky II soundtrack like I'm not just sitting on my ass playing Minesweeper

[Jackson Mulligan @MulliganJackson]

“Oh you go to Ole Miss? What’s your opinion on, like, the Greek Li-?”

I DONT HAVE ONE ITS BEEN THREE YEARS HERE I CANT KEEP ANSWERING THE SAME FUCKING QUESTION PLEASE

[Jackson Mulligan @MulliganJackson]

Beatles Ranking:
1. George Harrison
2. Paul McCartney
3. Billy Preston (fuck you im right)
4. Ringo Starr
5. John Lennon

[Jackson Mulligan @MulliganJackson]

Hulu, I’m not watching your movie about the guy who made chips spicy please stop shoving it in my GODDAMN FACE

[Jackson Mulligan @MulliganJackson]

@masonpa768

[Jackson Mulligan @MulliganJackson]

A photo of me but if I were the greatest 5 album run in Rock history

[Jackson Mulligan @MulliganJackson]

Me and my boy cooking up an outrageous +2573 parlay that’s definitely going to hit (we won’t make rent this month)

[Jackson Mulligan @MulliganJackson]

YOU CANT SPELL WAMBSGANS WITHOUT W FELLAS LETS GOOOOO

[dani devito 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @carmyberzattos]

succession and barry finales broke me so bad now i need to wait for this depressed chef to come back to cheer me up

[Jackson Mulligan @MulliganJackson]

Lowest high school completion rate in the country, last in Health Care quality, 2nd worst economy, 3rd worst infrastructure, 9th lowest financial stability, water safety issues

You cant have people ignoring the fact that they’re quality of life sucks because a satanic baby cult

[Governor Tate Reeves @tatereeves]

This is what we’re up against. Who do you stand with?