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Magician ninja astronaut philanthropist... I have mild super powers and have been known to make my self laugh snap@ muricausagunz insta@ capt.wonderful

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Next tat I want a bald eagle jacking his 6 ft dick in the drivers seat of his mustang and shooting an automatic rifle with his other wing

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I'm raising money for Appalachian Flood fund. Click to Donate https://t.co/RJOcDBQZ1v

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#Jordan wouldn’t go to game 6 vs the fuckin #Miamiheat... end discussion

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What do pictures of your feet and the stock market have in common??? Prices just went way the fuck down.... #ThanksCoronavirus #buyersMarket

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In other news... the amount of onlyFans accounts has tripled almost over night #ThanksCoronavirus

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Vegas line... how many times has lizzo been cheated on +/-12

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Lizzo makes songs for women that have been cheated on more than once

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@joerogan Mother fuckers in Portland must be marksmen

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Lookin like an uglier fatter @WheelerWalkerJr but with Zero women none of the money and no fame to speak of... still #eatinpussyandkickinass though... and mother fuck music row

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I find it super odd that all business men in pornos have hoop earrings... #tribalTats #investments

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When I see an older gentleman with a lil young sweetie I like to play a game called "money or personality" hint personality has never won

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Looking for a large speedo... gently used... asking for a friend... #adventureWeek

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I don't like to state my love of whiskey on dating profiles... my alcoholism is best reserved for second dates

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Some of these hoes got better looking bitmoji

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The sex ain't good but the exit stage right is off the chain

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I just seen a dead badger on the side of the highway... I can only imagine how many trucks he took with him... #HotGates #RememberTheAlamo

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When road tripping through the Midwest sturgil Simpson blaring on the radio is a fucking must #poorRambler

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I'm gunna be super bummed if I get a couple Father's Day calls today

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I wouldn't give the bitch my first name... an now she want my last

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Pretty bummed I've never been on #worldStar

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It sketches me out when I see fully clothed humans running besides a road or at the beach. like, what's going on in your life right now?