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[blue @bluewmist]

You need to be slowmaxxing. You need to be reading long, fat books. You need to be making 48-hour chocolate chip cookies. You need to spend hours watching wildlife, you need to spend 15+ min making your coffee. You need to breathe in and breathe out. You need to be slowwwwwwwwww.

[fud reaper 🪦 @fudreaper_]

In about 3 months from now, we are going to find out that the private equity firm that owns this brand of black label pineapples knew their product was approaching its expiration date and would be removed from Costco’s shelves.

So, in order to avoid the losses, they created a viral, guerilla marketing campaign to go into the ghettos across the US and popularize Kool Aid Pineapples as a way to sell their rapidly expiring product.

Netflix will make a movie about it next year.
It will be called Pineapple Hustle.

[Faithful Black Men Association @OfficialFBMA]

Interdimensional Cable

[Judo is the best @JudoIsBetter]

Judo even on the black top 🫡

[Collins🦋 @collinstimbela_]

For pride month you can't say "let me get this straight...", you have to say "just so we're queer..."

[A @Multicouch]

https://t.co/9JkSAuuf7h

How I stay Focused

[Klein 🇵🇭🥁 @Teccnutter]

Got that polyester Kazuya fit to represent his quality as a father

[Jay @gaiaslastlaugh]

Japan as a tourist: I want nothing but the most authentic washoku home cooked meals from recipes dating back to the dawn of the Edo era

Japan as a resident: Damn the Shinjuku Sizzler salad bar sounds perfect rn

[Chris Evangelista @cevangelista413]

Whoever invented these bad boys really knocked it out of the park, just a perfect little treat

[Dashing Cavalry Officer @Goblin_Greeb]

Naboo is such a cool planet. A little bit Italian, a little bit Ottoman, a little bit Japanese. Plus everyone who lives under the sea is Jamaican

[jake @wormpuller]

I drank chug jugs in places you wouldn’t sip minis at

[𝓛𝓪𝓾𝓻𝓪 ˚.🎀༘⋆ @Laura_arma_ni]

Me coming out of my cave becuase a lady I've never seen before wants to see how much I've grown