Orla Smith

Just another girl who wants to rule the world at any time or place

[Orla Smith @MummaSpud]

Out of office on. Holiday mode engaged 🛫🧳🌅

[Orla Smith @MummaSpud]

Sunshine, music & roadtrips. I bloody love summer 🥰

[Orla Smith @MummaSpud]

I don’t think I am too far away from him making me breakfast in bed 🤞

[Orla Smith @MummaSpud]

Not to brag but Dylan got up, came down the stairs, done his breakfast, Eleanor’s breakfast and fed the cat so I can have a lie-in. I mean. I’ve raised a fuck-awesome child

[Orla Smith @MummaSpud]

@Benno_1983 Omg I’m so jealous you had him reply to you! What a childhood dream come true 😱

[Orla Smith @MummaSpud]

This time in two weeks 🗽🇺🇸🚕🏙️🌉

[Orla Smith @MummaSpud]

Today and tonight was one of my hardest as a parent 😞
Tomorrow is another day, hopefully a better one 🤞

[Orla Smith @MummaSpud]

So blessed to be a woman sometimes. Can’t wait for the scraping of my cervix 👍🖕

[Orla Smith @MummaSpud]

@AntonyAttree @Michael180Smith @bcfc_smithy I’d actually be really happy with that tbf! Either him going or me - either way, I’m good! Haha x

[Orla Smith @MummaSpud]

Cute things Eleanor has said:

Prawn Coptail crisps - Prawn Cocktail crisps.
Shepbuhomie - Shetland Pony

Stay tuned for more hilarious mispronunciations!

[Orla Smith @MummaSpud]

Just the doctors being 45 minutes late, it’s so fun keeping a kid entertained for that long

[Orla Smith @MummaSpud]

@_vickypowell_ LET’S GOOOOOOOOO

[Orla Smith @MummaSpud]

Dreamt I went and got four new tattoos last night. My subconscious is clearly telling me that’s it’s new tattoo time right? Who‘s in?! 😂

[Orla Smith @MummaSpud]

Love the fact I’ve gotten Dylan into Sonic on the switch. I can remember most the levels too. Proper nostalgic

[Orla Smith @MummaSpud]

Ah here we are. The trusty being unwell after jabs in the early morning situation. Didn’t wanna sleep anyway

[Orla Smith @MummaSpud]

Do you only sell w-windows or do you do d-doors you d-daft wanker 🤣 #WhiteGold

[Orla Smith @MummaSpud]

@RWTrappe @bjnovak Can you? Omg. I might have to get that too. Honestly he crying with laughter every time he picks the book up. Cheers mate!

[Orla Smith @MummaSpud]

Dylan looks the book with no pictures. He cries with laughter every time and then wants to read it to me. I bloody love it @bjnovak 😂

[Orla Smith @MummaSpud]

Not one to toot my own horn, but that was a cracking roast if I do say so myself

[Orla Smith @MummaSpud]

This insomnia thing ain’t fun is it? Are you supposed to just lay there and pretend to sleep even it’s clearly not happening or should I start a new hobby? Oh decisions, decisions