Mummies On Main Street

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This Saturday!
#DobbsFerry #FerryFesta #DowntownDobbsFerry #914 #StandUp #comedy #funny #comedian #Westchester #LoHud #HudsonValley #HudsonRiver #Rivertowns #Greenburgh #LibrariesOfInstagram #NewYork #NY #Yonkers #Irvington #SleepyHollow #Hastings #ComedyOnTheHudson #TimDeery

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TONIGHT!!!
#DobbsFerry #DowntownDobbsFerry #StandUp #comedy #funny #comedian #Westchester #LoHud #HudsonValley #HudsonRiver #Rivertowns #Greenburgh #NewYork #NY #Yonkers #Irvington #SleepyHollow #Hastings #ComedyOnTheHudson #Summer #DebbieBazza #JoshKincaide

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Check out my @WVOXRADIO radio interview w/ Greenburgh Town Supervisor Paul Feiner on stand up comedy + the comedy programs I run for @DobbsFerryLib 😁🎙
#StandUp #comedy #DobbsFerry #funny #laugh #Westchester #LoHud #HudsonValley #Rivertowns #Greenburgh
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This Friday morning from 10am-11am, I’ll be featured on “The Greenburgh Report” with Greenburgh Town Supervisor Paul Feiner on WVOX AM-1460 to discuss this Saturday’s Stand Up Comedy Showcase at Dobbs Ferry’s Waterfront Park. Tune in!

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#StandUp #comedy #DobbsFerry #funny #laugh #lol #comedian #Westchester #LoHud #HudsonValley #HudsonRiver #Rivertowns #Greenburgh #LibrariesOfInstagram #NewYork #NY #ComedyOnTheHudson #community #HudsonRiver #park #ParksAndRec

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Whoever said, “Life is short,” never sat in a cold plunge.
#ColdPlunge #IceBath #cryotherapy #LifeIsShort #LifeIsLong #BreathControl #ColdAsIce #IcedOut #cold #shiver #DOMS #CentralNerbousSystem #ScienceBitch #HeathBenefits #1FunnyTweet

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Regression
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#regression #retread #BellCurve #peak #TextNeck #MyBack #BackPain #HerniatedDisc #LookUp #LookAround #look #SmartPhone #CaveMan #cromag #mankind #Westchester #TimDeery #StandUp #comedy #showtime #DobbsFerry #funny #LoHud #hmm #think #ComedyOnTheHudson

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Weird, Wacky, Westchester
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#Westchester #weird #wacky #TimDeery #StandUp #comedy #showtime #DobbsFerry #lol #LoHud #HudsonValley #HudsonRiver #Rivertowns #Greenburgh #NewYork #NY #map #borders #hmm #ThingThatMakeYouGoHmm #curious #interesting #ComedyOnTheHudson

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You can only masturbate so much ‘til it gets outta hand.
#OuttaHand #HandsUp #KnowYourLimits #GimmeAHand #1FunnyTweet

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Stealing Picasso’s is a lost art.
#ArtTheft #ArtThief #LostArt #Picasso #1FunnyTweet

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Purdue? More like Purdon’t 🏀
@FDUKnightsMBB
#MarchMadness  #NCAA #BracketBuster #Purdue #Purdont #wahwah #FDU #1FunnyTweet

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A collision with a clown car isn't a mistake, just a happy accident.
#ClownCar #mistake #HappyAccident #1FunnyTweet

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I use 5G, but I could really just use 5G'$
#money #5G #1FunnyTweet

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A lil late, but my annual curated compilation - SONG OF THE WEEK - of my favorite 52 songs I was listening to last year (one for each week 😘) is now LIVE!
#mixtape #audiophile #MusicLover #playlist #SoundSelector #DJ #DIY #WithoutMusicLifeWouldBeAMistake https://t.co/E5ip1WBEqe

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Do you know a good vet? Cuz I’m a sick animal.
#VeterinarianPickupLine #AnimalLover #animal #1FunnyTweet

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Can’t put my finger on it, but pointing’s not polite
#point #GetToThePoint #AllowMeToPointOut #gesture #TheBlameGame #1FunnyTweet

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That Ted Bundy was always dressed to kill
#LooksThatKill #DressedToKill #TrueCrime #SerialKiller #HeartlessEvil #1FunnyTweet

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Moonlighting as a werewolf
#werewolf #moonlighting #moon #FullMoon #paranormal #folklore #lycanthropy #GothicHorror #grrr #growl #wolf #1FunnyTweet