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🔴⚪️ 🍺☕️🧀Stoke

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@SkyNews @griffitha @KayBurley Welcome to real life.

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Last 14 years summed up

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@tripperhead There are NO security threats you fat faced fuck.

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@caribbeanpotter @prodnose Oh, trust us; we’ll find a way

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@petercrouch We were still bloody shit. But they are our shit.

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@Kingy_61 I found 10p & a toffee

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Shit but in the Semis. That’s football

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If we win this I’ll finish this bottle of wine. If we lose this…I’ll go out to 7-11 & buy another

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I’ve stayed up this long; I’m have drunk this much wine; I have not walked my elderly dog thus I will have to clean his pee off the floor…& we will still fucking lose this. Shaq will probably will win it

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@baris_oruc @Morbidful How do you let yourself get to that state?

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@Morbidful Nothing a bit of blusher & eyeliner won’t fix.

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@stevenchase @whitebison66 Why not put them on trial?

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I’m in a bizarre existential crisis; I have a free, HD stream that is up to date & not buffering. But I can’t be arsed to stay awake for this show.

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@caribbeanpotter @FrazFletcher Haha.

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We are drawing. It’s still shit.

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Anyone surprised? Buller? Buller?

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Oh we are 1:0 down. WHO ELSE?!