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Welcome to daycare. Here's your eye infection

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Kids: "Mum watch this. Watch this. Mum. Mumma, Muum watch this. You're not looking! Mum look! LOOK AT ME! You're not looking!!"

Me: *merging onto the highway*

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I thought raising a child was THE hardest thing I've ever had to do. Until I had two of them

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36 fab gift ideas for Mother’s Day https://t.co/9s1G42OK5P

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Closing down sale
63% off Kids Gumboots
20% off nursing wear
30% off ergoPouch
40% off kids swimwear
40% off Silver Cross pram
20% off kids school shoes
Buy 2 Wondercool and get 30% off https://t.co/Z0Ihaduzd2

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Is there a collective noun for that many kids?
A chorus of siblings
A party of kids
A handful of helpers
A lifetime of friends

EDIT NOTE: if you're going to play along please be respectful to this family with your creative collective noun ideas. https://t.co/ylnLh4xJtU

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Somebody just told me it's two weeks until Christmas.

I'm not ready.

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Love love love this! https://t.co/JgtYadP5lu

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Waiting for delivery? It's not going to come. https://t.co/jRfQhpwI2W

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This is not a drill. https://t.co/AAVnzGcRz0

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Pass it on https://t.co/7pGLxguoq2

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The inside scoop on where to go today. https://t.co/LtLQUjMcxY

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Need kids pj's? 💤
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Need kids pj's? These ones are all reduced.
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Oh my, get out the tissues. This is beautiful. I’m a blubbering mess. https://t.co/nAc6yLUmTL

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Who wants a pair of cool Booksee bookshelves?
We've got a couple in the office to give away. Details here: https://t.co/vqh7pM2jdN

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Gold! https://t.co/sCW86fX5CT

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The Elf on the Shelf tradition turns up the Christmas spirit to fever pitch, creating a daily countdown to Santa’s arrival, from December 1 to Christmas Eve. It’s also an awesome way to help the kids behave in... https://t.co/15DxMEmaCX

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I know what I'm asking for tonight! https://t.co/djnt2fykAj