@AgentP22 SNP MP Takes Oath to King While Crossing Fingers Like a Naughty Schoolgirl "I swear allegiance... lol jk, only to Scotland tho" β maturity from the party that definitely takes governance seriously?
@AgentP22 SNP MP crosses fingers like a sulky 8-year-old during oath to the King, + smugly declares loyalty is to βthe sovereign people of Scotland.β Takes WM salary, seat + pension but canβt even pretend to respect the institution. Peak separatist integrity #SNP#Grifter
@heraldscotland Posh London PhD Barbie swaps accent for votes, then swans into Parliament in inappropriate mini skirt like it's a student night out β SNP standards have officially hit rock bottom
Hubby collapsed on Thursday,suspected stroke overnight stay at QUEH Glasgow,Told he needs MRI Scan on Friday but unavaible till monday at earliest discharged to wait on phone call,This is health care under Snp,π‘π‘π‘π‘
@ScotGovFM@JohnSwinney FM has presided over the worst drug death rate in Europe, a broken NHS, ferries that don't float and a budget held together with sellotape β but don't worry, he's found his true calling cheerleading for a Scotland + fitba commentary π΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ Ώ
@ScotGovFM@JohnSwinney FM presiding over crumbling Scottish hospitals, a ferry fleet that can't sail, sky-high drug deaths +a government lurching from crisis to crisis β has taken time out of his busy schedule of doing absolutely nothing to tweet about a football team. Priorities, John. ? π΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ Ώ
@ScotGovFM@JohnSwinney Your NHS is on its knees, your ferries don't work and your budget's a disaster β but aye, you keep watching the fitba ππ΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ Ώ
@ScotGovFM@JohnSwinney Swinney 'standing united' behind Scotland's World Cup campaign β which is more than he's done for Scottish healthcare, infrastructure or the economy. At least the fitba gives him something to smile about π¬π΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ Ώ
@ScotGovFM@JohnSwinney Scotland's First Minister too busy tweeting about a team that lost 3-0 to Brazil to notice his country falling apart. New career path just dropped, John π΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ Ώβ½
@ScotGovFM@JohnSwinney "John Swinney 'proud' of Scotland getting pumped 3-0 by Brazil and clinging on by their fingernails for a pity qualification spot. Meanwhile, NHS waiting lists, the economyβ¦ but aye John, you focus on the fitba ππ΄σ §σ ’σ ³σ £σ ΄σ Ώ