ℏBaron Von Muncℏausen

$HBAR

[ℏBaron Von Muncℏausen @MuncVon]

@iam_smx @grok please interpret who the “they” is in this statement.

[ℏBaron Von Muncℏausen @MuncVon]

@BlackPantherCap Golden ✊🏻

[ℏBaron Von Muncℏausen @MuncVon]

@elonmusk We need a whistleblower to come forward proving that - in an even further layer of irony - Open AI has even been using the Non for profit AI system started by Elon to in fact try to beat him in court. This would be the ultimo nail in the coffin.

[ℏBaron Von Muncℏausen @MuncVon]

@pmarca 🤣

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@vulturetrades $SPY

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@KingTunde_SZN 56

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@Jason I’m in

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@vulturetrades TRADE

[ℏBaron Von Muncℏausen @MuncVon]

@CharlesMullins2 @Genso_X_Akane What will be used to control the rate of spin?

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@marryevan999 Claude

[Marry Evan @marryevan999]

A fired Goldman Sachs quant trader taught me everything in a single conversation
He said: “We don’t do predictions. We only buy contracts where the price deviation exceeds 6%.”

It’s just that simple
That’s the desk operation for a $2 million annual salary
I fed his explanation and 5 GitHub repos into Claude, and Claude built a scanner. It processes over 400 markets every hour

This scanner can find those contracts priced in the 7-19c range, with true probabilities between 60-90%
At these entry points, you need a win rate of 1/4
And this bot’s win rate is 81%

Three months later:
From $2,000 to $8,191
99 trades, Sharpe ratio 2.30

A few cases:
ETH Merge upgrade - market 72c, true probability 88%, +19c
SOL breaks $200 - market 44c, true probability 81%, +15c
Florida hurricane cat3+ - market 81c, true probability 92%, +7c
Wheat breaks $800 - market 53c, true probability 68%, +20c

All of these were found by the scanner, and all were profitable
He looked at my terminal last week
He said: “This is what we do with $800M, 47-person team.”
And my current setup costs $25 per month
Claude - $20
VPS - $5
Repos - free
API - free

Now there are 8 agents running 24/7:
velvet_void +$697
nano_alpha +$541
ratking_eth +$407
darkpool_7 +$356
His fund returned 19% last year
And my setup returned 409% in three months

The real edge was never any secret—it’s just always been expensive, until now

70% win rate, 7 wallets copytrading rn from ~500 monitored, bot never paused, never gambling, just math and profit

Giving This Free for 24 hours. To get it:

1. Comment the word 'Claude'
2. Like and Retweet this post
3. Follow me @marryevan999 (so i can DM you)

[ℏBaron Von Muncℏausen @MuncVon]

@cobraalerts TRADE

[ℏBaron Von Muncℏausen @MuncVon]

@vulturetrades $SPY

[ℏBaron Von Muncℏausen @MuncVon]

@tommysully6 @kellyjgreer @grok, what do you think they mean here?

[ℏBaron Von Muncℏausen @MuncVon]

@vulturetrades $PTON

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@StockOptions888 $HIMS

[SniperAlert @StockOptions888]

🚨 I’M GOING HEAVY TOMORROW 🚨

Breakout confirmed. Setup is clean.

RT and I’ll send you this ONCE in a lifetime setup.

THIS CAN GO 1750%+ like $CAR

Be ready by 9:25 AM EST. I’m calling it live.

[ℏBaron Von Muncℏausen @MuncVon]

@clintoptions $SPY

[ℏBaron Von Muncℏausen @MuncVon]

@WatcherGuru @fortytooo Mission accomplished

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@beffjezos 🫵🏻