Modest Munch

I am awesome.
Death bowler for hire, ring 466662
Any resemblance to @munchsykes is purely deliberate

[Jonathan Sykes @jonathansykes21]

@MunchGenius I thought this was a parody account but his family group text report was almost identical 😉

[Modest Munch @MunchGenius]

The Entertainer:

2 balls faced
2 runs
Strike rate 100.00 👏👏

2 unbeliEEEEvable grabs behind the sticks
1 stumping

#gamechanger
#stillgotit
#awesome
#wheresthecamera
#modest
#supposebly

[Modest Munch @MunchGenius]

Cometh the hour, cometh the Munch

Game changing knock of 13 from only 24 balls today #dealing #stillgotit #awesome 100% record

[Modest Munch @MunchGenius]

Had a little chat with Woakes and Buttler last night - I've basically won this game for us #munchbattingconsultancy

[Modest Munch @MunchGenius]

I need to give the England boys a masterclass in how to deal with Yasir Shah
#notout
#munchmasterclass
#munchtastic

[Modest Munch @MunchGenius]

Still got it
#awesome
#bighitter

[Modest Munch @MunchGenius]

Is it too late 4 some new prizes at presentation?

Best dressed player?
Most "wickets" taken when bowling in nets?
Lifetime achievemunch?

[Modest Munch @MunchGenius]

I do like a nice drop of rosé
#mansdrink
#sharpdressedman

[Modest Munch @MunchGenius]

Going massive at training tonight
#windowbreaker
#nogroundbigenough
#modest
#awesomehitting

[Modest Munch @MunchGenius]

@louisbrook0 @MunchSykes Nothing I couldn't handle
#massivesixes
#fetchthat
#awesomehitting
#stillmodest

[Modest Munch @MunchGenius]

Poetry in motion, perfect balance
#ouch

[Modest Munch @MunchGenius]

Best looking bloke at this wedding
#modest
#awesome

[Modest Munch @MunchGenius]

Sorry to break it to my adoring fans but the best death bowler in the world isn't playing today
#466662
#goingtodoanawesomebestmansspeech https://t.co/qvjNzMPr5i

[Thurstonland CC @ThurstonlandCC]

Today the 1sts welcome @BROSEHILLCC and the 2nds travel to @Cartworth_Moor
1pm starts

Match sponsor @ecsykes21

[Thurstonland CC @ThurstonlandCC]

First outdoor practice of the year
First to get hit in the field
#sharpdressedmunch

[Modest Munch @MunchGenius]

#NewProfilePic

[Modest Munch @MunchGenius]

Best bowler in the world
#fact
#sogooditmakesmegrabmycrotch
#supposebly

[Modest Munch @MunchGenius]

@DGlover86 @ThurstonlandCC maybe not
#sharpdressedmunch
#trackiesandhoody

[Modest Munch @MunchGenius]

@DGlover86 @ThurstonlandCC I'll be making an effort, got to look good in all the selfies that everyone will want
#sharpdressedmunch

[Modest Munch @MunchGenius]

It'll be a great night - I'll be talking through all of the epic highlights of my awesome performances this season
#t20digin
#strikebowler https://t.co/spCFYhowPS

[Thurstonland CC @ThurstonlandCC]

Pie and Peas night this Friday don't forget!!!! #nopeasplease

[Modest Munch @MunchGenius]

No prizes for guessing who was player of season with 823 points
#awesome
#munchtastic
#stillmodest
#keepwheniwant https://t.co/42ww8d2OwF

[Thurstonland CC @ThurstonlandCC]

Final fantasy league tables
Winner @gregaholmes
Manager of week @AndyBooth1810