Eminem Night Shyamalan

protagonist of the mcdonalds universe

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

I'm pleased to invite @Wemby to our second Commission on Government Efficiency hearing on Wednesday June 10th 5-8pm, where we'll be asking the public for their thoughts on how government can run better. Would love to have you there for the whole time!

[Eminem Night Shyamalan @MuncleDuncle]

@nikicaga Bosnia, Boise, close enough

[Eminem Night Shyamalan @MuncleDuncle]

@automaticnba Dean Wade aka mister zero impact

[Shaun Geddes @iHateShaun]

I feel like as an active player there’s just a certain way you shouldn’t be talking when you don’t make the playoffs

[Carmichael Dave @CarmichaelDave]

June 2026:

De’Aaron Fox, Harrison Barnes, and the San Antonio Spurs defeat the OKC Thunder to advance to the NBA Finals.

They will face Mike Brown and the New York Knicks.

Tyrese Haliburton attends in a split team jersey.

The Kings sign Jordan Poole and Joe Ingles.

[Automatic @automaticnba]

HUH??????

[Eminem Night Shyamalan @MuncleDuncle]

@MargBarAmerica Caruso makes a Draymond-esque foul and the commentators say “that’s a smart play from the veteran”

[Basketball University @UofBasketball]

And people talk about 30 like he wasn’t clutch…

[Wilhelmina B. Packard @holywowww]

Oh they freaked it so severely

[Eminem Night Shyamalan @MuncleDuncle]

@ettingermentum Mitchell Robinson by himself at the White House

[Mark Phillips @SupremeDreams_1]

How OKC was in practice after losing game 4 to the Spurs 😂😭🏀

[Marques Brownlee @MKBHD]

Yeah Wemby is good and everything, but he’s not the only ridiculously skilled person in this arena 🤯

[Lexi Venia @goldenspirit155]

Oklahoma City Thunder fans commenting on Castle’s mother’s memorial post, I actually wish nothing but the worst for that inbred franchise.

[Eminem Night Shyamalan @MuncleDuncle]

@NBAPR All 24 people who voted for Deni need to lose their vote permanently

[Eminem Night Shyamalan @MuncleDuncle]

@Keegan59992745 Anyone who thinks the production hasn’t dropped in quality is kidding themselves as well, this album isn’t “experimental” at all

[Marreese Speights @Mospeights16]

After 18 seasons, I will be returning to Florida with two years left to play.
Man, after having a great conversation with @CoachToddGolden , I’m excited to be back and have the opportunity to play again for the Florida Gators. After a long NBA career, with the new rules in place, I’ll be back on the court for the next two years.

Go Gators! 🐊😂😂😂🤷🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️

[Fullcourtpass @Fullcourtpass]

Victor Wembanyama dribbled a basketball up a dangerous mountain route in 4.5 hours (takes a normal person 7-8 hours to walk up it) while training with the monks, per @ramonashelburne

“One day he told Wembanyama to dribble a basketball up another dangerous mountain route to Sanhuangzhai, a monastery deep in the Song Mountains. The hike traversed cliffside plank paths, suspension bridges and ancient forests, and was five times as long as the one to Bodhidharma Cave. The trail forces you to climb roughly 2,500 feet in elevation across uneven ridges and stone.”

(https://t.co/oKV7aFsqup)

[Dom2K @Dom_2k]

I understand Chet just wanna hoop but unfortunately he’s mentally gonna have to participate in whatever this is Wemby got going on with him

[Legion Hoops @LegionHoops]

VICTOR WEMBANYAMA JUST DID WHAT?!?!?!