mae mae

MS, RDN. Clinical ICU dietitian. Weight management social media practitioner. Fitness Junkie. Soil digger. Podcast listener.

[Layne Norton, PhD @BioLayne]

This is also dangerous advice and does not cure disease. fuck off

[mae mae @Munderdown22]

I have myself a bloody nose today by getting my zipper on my sweatshirt stuck in my nose while taking it off. #happymonday

[mae mae @Munderdown22]

@anchorarmsjr Anddddd my birthday 🎁 And our first half marathon together.

[mae mae @Munderdown22]

HELP. Spencer and I need ideas on what to do for our one year— something affordable but allows for adventure! Any ideas are good ideas. ❤️❤️

[mae mae @Munderdown22]

@jessikaavs Fuhhhh dah

[amber 🌻 @aamber__s]

Omg If I was Becca I’d end the season right now for Colton 😍🤤 #TheBachelorette

[mae mae @Munderdown22]

@JEM326054 #TeamYanny

[mae mae @Munderdown22]

#teamyanny

[mae mae @Munderdown22]

@Wiggle100Radio #brantley @anchorarmsjr

[Wiggle 100 @Wiggle100Radio]

It’s concert giveaway time for 2 lucky winners with Wiggle 100. We now have “Win ‘Em Before You Buy ‘Em” for the Troy Fair & Brantley Gilbert tix for Tags. Just “Like”, “RT”, tag a friend and use the #TroyFair or #Brantley for concert choice! Winners get tweeted Monday May 14th.

[mae mae @Munderdown22]

My husband, who probably drank 3x the amount I did last night is going around making our house spotless while I cripple in agony like a little bitch on the couch. How did I get so lucky? #whataman

[mae mae @Munderdown22]

Never had beef with Katy Perry but watching her on #americanidol just pisses me off.

[mae mae @Munderdown22]

You know you’re becoming a excelled ICU dietitian when you have successfully memorized the calories and protein provided in Vital AF 1.2 trickles @ 20 mL/hour. @AbbottNews #registereddieitian #rd #ICU #nutritionsupport #criticalcareRD

[mae mae @Munderdown22]

@Wiggle100Radio @anchorarmsjr

[Wiggle 100 @Wiggle100Radio]

Want to see Brantley Gilbert in concert at TAGS June 1st? This is your last “Win before you Buy” chance. Just Fav/RT/and tag someone to follow Wiggle 100 to be eligible to win. Winner will be selected tomorrow morning. Good Luck and get tweeting. #BrantleyGilbert #Wiggle100

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

Make it stop. #thebachelor

[Sean Lowe @SeanLowe09]

I don’t like this one bit. Shouldn’t have filmed. #thebachelor

[mae mae @Munderdown22]

THIS FORESHADOWING BEOTCH HAS GOTTA GO