Muni Buddha

The road to enlightenment is bouncy, unpredictable, and fraught with peril. MUNI riders are more familiar with it than you'd think.

[Muni Buddha @MuniBuddha]

During this #SFMUNI system-wide slowdown, widen your mind with someone else's story. Today, try @kcrw's Unfictional: http://t.co/WmD3lZgKMB

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Life is always about the journey, sometimes about the conveyance, never about the destination. This F-Market agrees:

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Attention Embarcadero Muni Patrons: The next Outbound T will smell very strongly of weed. #sfmuni

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Always be concious of those around you; look twice before making that illegal left on 15th at Taraval. #sfmuni http://t.co/Bf4HPKzY0w

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One (wo)man's gap in service is another's opportunity to find a new podcast. MuniBuddha recommends @loveandradio. http://t.co/qdkrONrGGs

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ATTN: Muni Metro service continues to experience gaps in service in both directions. Apologies for the waiting times and inconvenience.

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Everywhere is walking distance, if you have the time. However, walking through the transbay tube is not recommended: http://t.co/5pH49K29

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The thoughtful mind, much like a parachute or the Church/Duboce tunnel, may only fully function when it is open.

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UPDATE: Church&Duboce blocked. J Line switching back @ Church&Market IB to OB. N Line switching back @ Fillmore&Duboce IB to OB.

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HULK CAN HEAR ELECTRIC TRIMMER IN BACK OF 22
NO ONE ON BUS HAVE FACIAL HAIR...
HULK DON'T EVEN WANT TO KNOW

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Need uninterrupted time contemplating the meaning of the universe? Take Muni today. Bad switch at W.Portal delays entire underground.

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I have one word for these protesters who are fighting for the right to shoot at police officers on city sidewalks: Karma.

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Nat Ford's career seeks reincarnation: he's applied to be the head of BART. Now no trains in SF will run on time. http://tox.cx/N2

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On MUNI there are no All Stars. But in the All Stars, there is the MUNI attendance policy. The drivers applaud you, Derek Jeter.

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"Happiness is a way of travel - not a destination."-Roy M. Goodman. "Happiness is leaving Muni worse than I found it."-Nat Ford

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Mindful breathing: always focus all attention on your breath. When riding the 38 Geary/Urinal mindful riders should avoid inhaling by nose.

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The Peter R Maloney bridge is a simple structure, but it brings SF's separated communities together to a complicated oneness.

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Behold a conscious Muni rider who empties her mind of distractions. Beware an unconscious Muni rider who empties his stomach of libations.

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MuniBuddha's Decorating Tip #1: Add a peaceful focus to open spaces by adding a water feature. http://bit.ly/3f3Ud6

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Mindful meditation requires complete stillness of body. Please refrain from meditating while on the left side of the escalator. #sfmuni