𝙈𝙪𝙣𝙟𝙖𝙡𝙩𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙩𝙨 𓅓

[𝙈𝙪𝙣𝙟𝙖𝙡𝙩𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙩𝙨 𓅓 @Munjaltweet]

Beizati toh tera Naseeb hai,
mai toh bas ek zariya hoon.😌

[𝙈𝙪𝙣𝙟𝙖𝙡𝙩𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙩𝙨 𓅓 @Munjaltweet]

Beizati toh tera Naseeb hai, mai toh bas ek zariya hoon.😌

[𝙈𝙪𝙣𝙟𝙖𝙡𝙩𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙩𝙨 𓅓 @Munjaltweet]

Pehle me sochta tha ki ye chashme
Wale log mature hote honge fir
Mujhe chasme wala dost mila
Fir meri soch badal gayi 🤓

[𝙈𝙪𝙣𝙟𝙖𝙡𝙩𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙩𝙨 𓅓 @Munjaltweet]

Bhai galti chahe teri ho ya meri,
Sorry tu bol diya kar, taaki hamari
Dosti bach jaaye.

[𝙈𝙪𝙣𝙟𝙖𝙡𝙩𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙩𝙨 𓅓 @Munjaltweet]

Aurat ki Zindagi mein Kal kya
Pehnu gi k ilawa koi Tension nahi
Hoti.

[𝙈𝙪𝙣𝙟𝙖𝙡𝙩𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙩𝙨 𓅓 @Munjaltweet]

Drama itna karo ki 4 log bole iska to roz
Ka hai

[𝙈𝙪𝙣𝙟𝙖𝙡𝙩𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙩𝙨 𓅓 @Munjaltweet]

Ache karm kro, bhagwan ke pass phone nhi hai jo tumhare bhakti wale status dekhenge

[𝙈𝙪𝙣𝙟𝙖𝙡𝙩𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙩𝙨 𓅓 @Munjaltweet]

Brain kehta hai Gym ja,

Dil kehta hai aalu ke paraathe kha

[𝙈𝙪𝙣𝙟𝙖𝙡𝙩𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙩𝙨 𓅓 @Munjaltweet]

Aaj Bank Walon Ki Call Aayi,

Kahte hein jitne paise aap ne account Mein Rakhe hein ye toh aap jaib mein bhi rakh sakte the

[𝙈𝙪𝙣𝙟𝙖𝙡𝙩𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙩𝙨 𓅓 @Munjaltweet]

Je kite kalesh krn de paise bnnde hunde
Ta meri saheli ne crorepati hona c 🫣😂

[𝙈𝙪𝙣𝙟𝙖𝙡𝙩𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙩𝙨 𓅓 @Munjaltweet]

𝗕𝗱𝗶 𝗞𝗵𝘂𝘀𝗵𝗶 𝗛𝘂𝗻𝗱𝗶 𝗔𝗮 𝗢𝗱𝗼 𝗝𝗱𝗼 𝗔𝗱𝗵𝗶 𝗥𝗮𝗮𝘁 𝗡𝘂 𝗡𝗲𝗲𝗻𝗱 𝗞𝗵𝘂𝗹𝗹𝗲 𝗧𝗲 𝗣𝘁𝗮 𝗟𝗴𝗴𝗲 𝗛𝗹𝗲 𝗧𝗮 𝗛𝗼𝗿 𝗦𝗼𝗻𝗮 𝗕𝗮𝗸𝗸𝗶 𝗔𝗮🥺❤️😂

[𝙈𝙪𝙣𝙟𝙖𝙡𝙩𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙩𝙨 𓅓 @Munjaltweet]

Mai tn rabb toh chnge dost mange c
Te Rabb ne mainu eh “Itema” detiya😂❤️

[𝙈𝙪𝙣𝙟𝙖𝙡𝙩𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙩𝙨 𓅓 @Munjaltweet]

𝐙𝐢𝐧𝐝𝐚𝐠𝐢 𝐛𝐝𝐚𝐚 𝐤𝐮𝐣𝐣 𝐒𝐢𝐤𝐡𝐨𝐧𝐝𝐢 𝐚𝐚,
𝐏𝐫 𝐦𝐧𝐮 𝐲𝐚𝐚𝐝 𝐞 𝐧𝐡𝐢 𝐫𝐞𝐡𝐧𝐝𝐚 🥹😂

[𝙈𝙪𝙣𝙟𝙖𝙡𝙩𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙩𝙨 𓅓 @Munjaltweet]

𝗟𝗮𝗱𝗸𝗶𝘆𝗮𝗻 𝗟𝗮𝗺𝗯𝗶 𝗵𝗶 𝗮𝗰𝗵𝗶 𝗹𝗮𝗴𝘁𝗶 𝗵𝗮𝗶,
𝗖𝗵𝗼𝘁𝗶 𝘁𝗼𝗵 𝗴𝗮𝗹𝗮𝘁 𝗙𝗲𝗵𝗺𝗶𝘆𝗮𝗻 𝗵𝗼𝘁𝗶 𝗵𝗮𝗶 😂💯

[𝙈𝙪𝙣𝙟𝙖𝙡𝙩𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙩𝙨 𓅓 @Munjaltweet]

𝐁𝐚𝐧𝐤 𝐚𝐜𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭 𝐚𝐮𝐫 𝐝𝐢𝐥, 𝐃𝐨𝐧𝐨 𝐡𝐢 𝐛𝐨𝐡𝐭 𝐬𝐚𝐚𝐟 𝐡𝐚𝐢 𝐦𝐞𝐫𝐞 :)

[𝙈𝙪𝙣𝙟𝙖𝙡𝙩𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙩𝙨 𓅓 @Munjaltweet]

Niyat kinni vi Changi howe..
Duniya tuhanu dikhawe to jandi hai..🌻

Te dikhawa kina vi Chnga kyu na howe..
Parmatma tuhanu tuhadi niyat ton
Janda hai..!! 🙂❤️‍🩹

[𝙈𝙪𝙣𝙟𝙖𝙡𝙩𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙩𝙨 𓅓 @Munjaltweet]

𝗕𝗼𝗵𝘁 𝗺𝘂𝘀𝗵𝗸𝗶𝗹 𝗻𝗮𝗮𝗹 𝗸𝗶𝘀𝗲 𝗶𝗻𝘀𝗮𝗮𝗻 𝘁𝗲 𝗮𝗸𝗵 𝗯𝗻𝗱 𝗸𝗿𝗸𝗲 𝗯𝗵𝗿𝗼𝘀𝗮 𝗸𝗶𝘁𝗮 𝗰 ❗

𝗣𝗮𝗿 𝗼𝗵𝗻𝗲 𝗯 𝘀𝗮𝗯𝗶𝘁 𝗸𝗿𝘁𝗮𝗮 𝗯 𝗲𝗵 𝗱𝘂𝗻𝗶𝘆𝗮 𝗯𝗵𝗿𝗼𝘀𝗲 𝗱𝗲 𝗹𝗮𝘆𝗮𝗸 𝗻𝗶 ❗ ❤️💯

[𝙈𝙪𝙣𝙟𝙖𝙡𝙩𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙩𝙨 𓅓 @Munjaltweet]

Me fail hoke v dekheya, nhi karde Gharde viah

Galan hi ne bs 🥲😂

[𝙈𝙪𝙣𝙟𝙖𝙡𝙩𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙩𝙨 𓅓 @Munjaltweet]

𝗝𝗲𝗼𝗻𝗱𝗲 𝗥𝗲𝗵𝗮𝗻 𝗼 𝗽𝗿𝗮 𝘃 🥱

𝗝𝗲𝗵𝗱𝗲 𝗔𝗽𝗻𝗶 𝗦𝗮𝗵𝗲𝗹𝗶 𝗱𝗶 𝗜’𝗱 𝗰𝗵𝗼 ❞𝗦𝗮𝗻𝘂 𝗕𝗹𝗼𝗰𝗸 𝗞𝗮𝗿𝗸𝗲 𝗥𝗮𝗸𝗵𝗱𝗲 𝗮 😂🙏