Mutant Fish Hands

I frew up.

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@SEPTA_SOCIAL Hi Andy, is the 45 still on diversion to 10th street on Pine?

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@The1776Journal @DoughnutDann @FearedBuck I’m sure you wouldn’t. Bots can’t murder or physically assault people yet.

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@SEPTA HI GET ME OFF THIS FUCKING TRAIN THATS STUCK BETWEEN 34th and 30th

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@SEPTAPHILLY @SEPTA_SOCIAL There are no trolleys in the tunnel today going westbound?

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@Dexter__Wright @jemelehill There’s literally a page on the actual White House website listing teams who paid tribute. Sit down.

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@tpvsean Can you guys just call her an inconsiderate *runt and move past mass conspiracy shit?💩

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@tedcruz Has anyone blatantly told you shut the fuck up? Gross human.

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@coolp1np It’s especially funny because during peak Covid in my city, I could get a can of liquid death for literally 50 cents from my local small business. As wonderful as that business is, no way they’re pulling that off without some sort incentive from the distributor.

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@JC1907010233378 @EricV11111 @GuntherEagleman TRANSGENIC, you absolute illiterate fuck. I pray no one in your family ever gets cancer or suffers a genetic disease after trans-mania propaganda gutted research and turned you into a frothing at the mouth degenerate.

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@dieworkwear have you done a post on quarter zips?

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@mikefichera @Acyn You learn this shit working even in a non billing medical role front desk role in healthcare. Hes such an embarrassing half-wit.

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@3CsinAPod Holding Jacobs vs GB D right now… 🙃🙂🙃

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@DebraRosemann @KathleenforUtah Well, gonna go ahead and skip your attempt to be baited into a conversation of the validity of a person’s identity. An employee did their job. You guys all do the MOST to be triggered while crying about how everyone else is a snowflake/busy body.

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@JerasIkehorn Also as a follow up - fuck your machine that were absolute crybabies and the shame train. Fuck your big tent that has steadily moved to the right and feigning ignorance.

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@JerasIkehorn Are you? The liberals fucked themselves over & now your friends/loved ones are gonna be on the receiving end of those policies to try to lure in right wing voters. Disingenuous hissyfits like this is why no one wants anything to do w/ the DNC. Y’all suck just as much as MAGA.

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@Universe__Lover I had to keep a straight face as a mother asked for an ID to come into the residence halls in order to do his laundry while he spent the experience hands clenched in the background 6 feet away. It was the most surreal moment in my professional career.

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@Universe__Lover People these days don’t even homeschool their pets. Every homeschooled or severely sheltered kid I’ve come across had the hardest time navigating real life. Truly sucks.

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@worldbest_17 Rooney

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@_LukeBradley I do not get this bit, but I am invested next time I’m wasted.